@hypnojay

Stage Hypnotist - I wish I could hypnotise my children to stop shouting at each other 😂

 UK
mappingminds.co.uk
Joined June 2011
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Hate group photos & would feel like a tit asking for them but after such a lovely gig am so grateful for brilliant @hypnojay for organising this with punmeister Steve Whitaker & awesome headliner @mrTonyLaw at #WivenhoeFunnyFarm Thanks lads x
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Y6 absolutely loved seeing @hypnojay’s many different tricks and one of our pupils even showed a card trick that she knew! Children found it amusing when their own teachers were hypnotised! 🪄 @peareswood
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Jason Simmons: Socially Dis-tranced Comedy Hypnosis Show next Monday (8th August). We're hosting hypnotist Jason Simmons as he takes you on a journey into the depths of your mind, in this highly interactive unforgettable experience. Tickets only £5: camden.ssboxoffice.com/event…
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#جائزة_مجمع_الملك_سلمان_العالمي_للغة_العربية لكل من اعتنى بالضاد في مجالات التعليم، وحوسبة العربية، والبحث العلمي، ونشر الوعي اللغوي. #رؤية_السعودية_2030
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I urge the @MayorofLondon to use some common sense: don't reintroduce #CongestionCharge & #ULEZ at this time. It will punish keyworkers & those not able to work from home being encouraged to start work again It's a disgraceful act by a Mayor that does not take responsibility(1/2)
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Mindy@mindyury11 Dec 2019
#TacoTuesday #elfontheshelf
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Mindy@mindyury12 Dec 2019
#elfontheshelf hiding out in cereal boxes 🎄
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Trish Dunn
@TrishDunnVent12 Dec 2019
#ventriloquist #dummy #puppet #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #ventact #US_UKVentriloquist #USUKTrish #TrishDunn #TrishDunnVentriloquist #Poinsettia #poinsettiaday
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Trish Dunn
@TrishDunnVent10 Dec 2019
Wishing you a Merry Little Redneck Christmas!!!! #ventriloquist #dummy #puppet #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #ventact #US_UKVentriloquist #USUKTrish #TrishDunn #TrishDunnVentriloquist #redneckchristmas #redneck
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Loving playing comic in Panto in Clacton. Here’s a pic of me and the wicked queen aka the lovely @LindaNolan_
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Amanda Hancock@Amanda101SW6 Dec 2019
Absolutely love the fact that #elves are #foodoptomising with @SlimmingWorld
Jason Simmons@hypnojay6 Dec 2019
Day 6 of #elfontheshelf and the elves are making a healthy @SlimmingWorld meal for Santa's Reindeer. Could this mark then end of #KevinTheCarrot @AldiUK #elfonashelf #elfontheshelf2019 #elfontheshelfideas
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Derren Brown
@DerrenBrown6 Dec 2019
Whenever I buy a new cardigan now I like to stand in the shop, clench and unclench my fists and turn my arms, looking over my body, like a superhero trying his costume for the first time.
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are we trying to elect a prime minister or someone who talks utter bollocks?
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Replying to @hypnojay
Well Deserved ... – at South East, England
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Replying to @hypnojay @MUCHLAUGHTER25
Well done that man
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Ribs Norman@RibsNorman6 Dec 2019
Replying to @LynneBeaumont @hypnojay @MUCHLAUGHTER25
Brilliant! So very pleased for you x
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Trish Dunn
@TrishDunnVent6 Dec 2019
#ventriloquist #dummy #puppet #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #ventact #US_UKVentriloquist #USUKTrish #TrishDunn #TrishDunnVentriloquist
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Replying to @hypnojay @AldiUK
We love elf-y meals! 🎄🍽
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Trish Dunn
@TrishDunnVent5 Dec 2019
Love this story. Todd Orton, I'm posting this for you!!!!! top13.net/rescued-donkey-smi…
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Derren Brown
@DerrenBrown3 Dec 2019
In an irritable mood, listening to a well-to-do couple order breakfast in a fancy NY café via an excruciating series of endless, cosseting, divaricating sub-options prattled off by the cheery waiter and I want to smash my head against the table.
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