Stage Hypnotist - I wish I could hypnotise my children to stop shouting at each other 😂
UK
Joined June 2011
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We're really excited to be hosting a live Q&A with @adambloomie2 at the Bexley Magic Society, Barton Close, Bexleyheath DA6 8JP on March 6th tickets are limited and available from the link below:
eventbrite.com/e/adam-bloom-…
Hi @adambloomie2 I hope you're well? You may or may not remember me? Could you DM me your email address when you have a moment please :) all the best, Jason
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Hate group photos & would feel like a tit asking for them but after such a lovely gig am so grateful for brilliant @hypnojay for organising this with punmeister Steve Whitaker & awesome headliner @mrTonyLaw at #WivenhoeFunnyFarm Thanks lads x
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Y6 absolutely loved seeing @hypnojay’s many different tricks and one of our pupils even showed a card trick that she knew! Children found it amusing when their own teachers were hypnotised! 🪄 @peareswood
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Jason Simmons: Socially Dis-tranced Comedy Hypnosis Show next Monday (8th August).
We're hosting hypnotist Jason Simmons as he takes you on a journey into the depths of your mind, in this highly interactive unforgettable experience.
Tickets only £5: camden.ssboxoffice.com/event…
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#جائزة_مجمع_الملك_سلمان_العالمي_للغة_العربية لكل من اعتنى بالضاد في مجالات التعليم، وحوسبة العربية، والبحث العلمي، ونشر الوعي اللغوي.
#رؤية_السعودية_2030
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I urge the @MayorofLondon to use some common sense: don't reintroduce #CongestionCharge & #ULEZ at this time. It will punish keyworkers & those not able to work from home being encouraged to start work again
It's a disgraceful act by a Mayor that does not take responsibility(1/2)
I hope they put the baby naming to the public vote. If so,
I'm going with: Bojo McBojoface
#Borisbaby #BorisJohnson – at Crayford, London
Massive thanks to @SteveBestPics for taking some wonderful headshots earlier this week, if you're looking to get some images I highly recommend contacting him :)
Day 12 of #elfontheshelf #elfonashelf and the #elves are having a civilised game of #cluedo courtesy of mcdonaldsuk
I think Elfie is taking the game too seriously and has pulled out his magnifying glass.
#elf… instagram.com/p/B584U0rHCKW/…
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Wishing you a Merry Little Redneck Christmas!!!!
#ventriloquist #dummy #puppet #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #ventact #US_UKVentriloquist #USUKTrish #TrishDunn #TrishDunnVentriloquist #redneckchristmas #redneck
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Loving playing comic in Panto in Clacton. Here’s a pic of me and the wicked queen aka the lovely @LindaNolan_
#day 11 of #elfonashelf and the #elves are under the sea being #mermaids
They're having a whale of a time and even king Triton has made an appearance.
#elfonashelf #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelf2019… instagram.com/p/B56LIzBHGtb/…
Day 10 of #elfonashelf and the #elves had reenacted #diehard I woke up this morning to find hans gruber at the bottom of the #nakatomiplaza this morning with @dobledebruce
There was even an accompanying… instagram.com/p/B56KfGJHHV3/…
Day 9 of #elfonashelf and the #elves found out that the kids had been to see #santa
I awoke. To find that they'd tamed a #dinosaur and that they were pulling a #sleigh.
#elfontheshelf #elfontheshelf2019… instagram.com/p/B56KCBSH4w0/…