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Hunter Allen

@hunterkeller

im hunter. this is pretty much my everyday life.

 Memphis, TN
Joined April 2010
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Ok Bruno, you did Amy a little bit of justice. But I still hate you. Get a fucking haircut. Bye
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Petey@Peteyville29 Aug 2011
Adele is the only bitch in the building that understands what Russell Brand is saying #VMAS
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Cherry coke can as a pipe #7thegrade
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I'm so high I see stone mountain
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#donttease Ladies, My penis is like a sleeping baby...you wake the little fucker up, you gotta babysit his ass.
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Just learned that scientist tried to make a "gay bomb" inducing a strong sex drive on their enemies. Make love, not war my friends.
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@BlackLeBeau27 Jun 2010
#IfSouljaBoysARapper then Edward Scissorhands gives the best hand job in the world
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#honestyhour In heaven the clouds are a little whiter and the vagina's are a little tighter #jesusgotrhymes
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Hookah or hooker? Which one will fuck you up more if you put your mouth on them?
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#becauseofweed I'm constantly getting phone calls from people who swear they just saw my dad.
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Sasha@some_mornings6 May 2010
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@hunterkeller DAMNN that was a good one haha. that shirt is very becoming on you... if i were on you, i know i'd be coming too! #pickuplines
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Had a wonderful weekend, my team and I got stuck on an elevator and one of my teammates had to go to the hospital after a game :)
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I'm appalled to see people say things like this. RT @Em_Johnston: Oh, please. Boo-frickety-hoo, Nashville. We had entire houses underwater.
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