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im hunter. this is pretty much my everyday life.

Memphis, TN
Joined April 2010
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hey everyone, follow my new account @haunterallen. i intend to actually, ACTUALLY use that one.
is watching the @TheGlamFairy premiere. so that's where Ke$ha's been.
Ok Bruno, you did Amy a little bit of justice. But I still hate you. Get a fucking haircut. Bye
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Adele is the only bitch in the building that understands what Russell Brand is saying #VMAS
what. that was the tribute? THAT WAS THE TRIBUTE?!!!!>!>!>!!>!!.2/LEQFWKN R
adele is looking skinny and fabulous.
Found a condom wrapper in the couch. Stuck it on the fridge with a note reminding my roommates that a clean home is a happy home.
I'm at a gay club and all I can do is try not to laugh at the grinding lesbians in the lobby
Aaaannnddd I just threw up half of it.
Just drank four beers in 45 minutes and I am drunk. Fucking god I'm a lightweight
welp, lady gaga did it again. blasting Born This Way all day.
Drinking beer and watching Jerseylicious all day. No complaints.