@humanxmaybe

ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ ᴘʜɪʟᴏꜱᴏᴘʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ

 𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖔𝖆𝖘𝖙
humanmaybe.printful.me
Joined May 2016
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you can now be part of the problem buy a fucking hat or not idc humanmaybe.printful.me
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what if i got less normal
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that’s the payment for being a douchebag
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inventing a new symptom for adhd
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what do you mean you just cracked a tall boy
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it’s a small world and you ain’t in it
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i want to play but my mind has been destroyed
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adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle
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snacks will make me powerful sweets will make me wise
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having no paper towels is lowkey scary like what if i spill
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people don’t spontaneously combust like they used to
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you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
👻Barnabas Spooky Bones💀@Bigpenushaver22h
This punk coffee by Green Day is the least punk thing I’ve ever seen
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scamming the elderly is the only ethical industry under capitalism
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last night was a presentation filmed in front of a live studio audience at Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida
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Life.
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@humanxmaybeOct 13
what the fuck is happening like in general
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Told u stop playing now look at u dead man walking
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@humanxmaybeOct 13
i basically have no tomorrow
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lets go on an adventure
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@humanxmaybeOct 14
if i saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked
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B¡+ch I know
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@humanxmaybeOct 14
if she fucking kills me she is a real one
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I don’t wanna bounce on it according to health and safety guidelines though…..
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@humanxmaybeOct 17
she bouncing on it in accordance with health and safety guidelines
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sharks swim in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze
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