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I have no desire to hang out with people I don’t feel emotionally safe around.
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I wonder if the new bananas see the old, rotten bananas from last week still sitting there and lose all hope
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I bet there are people who have never eaten shredded cheese straight out of the bag. Not sure what their deal is, but I hope they find peace or whatever.
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If you're my people... I'll love the shit out of you in front of your face, and behind your back
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Emotional moment at a Pennsylvania high school yesterday after a student crowned Homecoming King surprised everyone by passing the honor to the runner-up.
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If I give you any advice, it's probably because I fucked up. I've done alot of stupid shit in my lifetime
I feel so sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ONNNNNN" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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I wish my brain worked the way it does on Twitter.
I'd be unstoppable.
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“you look different” thanks, the last version of me didn’t survive the character development

























