G1: Biscuits score early with💣s @BKapsner & Lulu 💣s @HRLBiscuits win 5-2 G2: Lulu shines, Knooty booty & @TrentBeah with 💣! 🇺🇸s win! G3: All biscuits 10-0. Griz dices Speed limit followed Chest Hair 6 hits, Lulu gets run support & @TrentBeah brought the thunder @HRLTwinCities

Opening Day! 2️⃣🌃 🇺🇸 🆚 the @HRLChihuahuas 🐶🐾🦴 In: Dip💩 Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Knooty 🍑 Out: Lulu 🍋 @HRLTwinCities

Well Night!! @HRLMariners In: Dip 💩 Lulu 🍋 Average ☕️ Knooty 🍑 Out: Jet ✈️ @HRLTwinCities

Tonight we trek to Eagan for intercity wiffs against the @HrlTrashPandas and @HRL_Lugnuts In: Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Dip 💩 Lulu 🍋 Skipping his honeymoon for wiffleball: Knooty 🍑 TBD: Jet ✈️ @xJordanLJohnson @HRLTwinCities Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 take on the @BlueWahoosHRL tonight. In: Knooty🍑 Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Dip💩 We think in: Jet✈️ We think out: Lulu 🍋 @HRLTwinCities

Game day! 🇺🇸s vs @hrltctwins In: Knooty 🍑 Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Jet ✈️ @xJordanLJohnson Dip 💩 Season Debut: Chest 💇‍♂️🌵@BKapsner Maybe: Lulu 🍋 @HRLTwinCities

🇺🇸s Take 2 from Eagan! G1: Knooty 🍑 with 3 hits, 3-0 Lulu 🍋with an RBI G2: Average ☕️ with a gem, no hits the Vibes. @ChamberlainJoe7 Dip 💩and Joe with 💣. 🇺🇸s win 4-1 @HRLTwinCities @VibesWiffleball @HrlRough

🇺🇸 game day! We take on @HrlRough and @VibesWiffleball In: Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Dr. Dip💩 Knooty 🍑 Game time decision: Lulu 🍋 Out: Jet ✈️ @HRLTwinCities

We dropped 2 to the @HRLGrasshoppers G1 Knooty 🍑 blasts 3 💣s and Dip💩 hits a 💣. Hoppers out Dong us and win 8-7. G2 Dip💩 turns idiotic play into nice defensive double play. @ChamberlainJoe7 Average ☕️ breaks up the no-no Grasshoppers hit many dongs. 10-0 @HRLTwinCities

Game day vs @HRLGrasshoppers In: ✈️@xJordanLJohnson Average ☕️@ChamberlainJoe7 Dip💩 Knooty 🍑 Lulu 🍋 @HRLTwinCities

It’s wiffle night in America! We square off with the @HRLChihuahuas 🐶 In: Lulu 🍋 Dip💩 Jet ✈️ @xJordanLJohnson Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Knooty 🍑 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @HRLTwinCities

It’s Well night!!! @HRLMariners In: @xJordanLJohnson ✈️ Lulu 🍋 Dr. Dip💩 Average ☕️ @ChamberlainJoe7 Questionable: Knooty 🍑 (🚙🤕) @HRLTwinCities

The 🇺🇸s have signed Jet ✈️ for the 2023 season. Lk 15:11-32 Welcome back 2x MNWA MVP Jordan! @HRLTwinCities @xJordanLJohnson

Americans end our season with 2 losses vs the @HRL_Aces One last (or two) @DidPNutHR @ThunderHRL and @ChamberlainJoe7 with Bombas in the games But that’s the least important thing in our minds. @HRLChihuahuas @HRLTwinCities

🇺🇸s back on top of the wifflepalooza (with the @HRLMets)! 3-run 💣 by @ChamberlainJoe7 holds up and 3-2 final I’m game 2. Ask Dr Dip.💩what happened I’m game 1. Great games vs @HRLRumblePonies and their warrior 3 man lineup. @HRLTwinCities