The HRL Mets officially welcome Jag(r Soto) to the the Mets family. It’s a GREAT day to be an @HRLMets fan today! @HRL_Jagr @HRLTwinCities #LFGM
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The @HRLMets have announced the signing of Jagr for the 2025 season!
Updated player pic provided by JC.
@HRLMets win 2 vs historic great peeps of HRL @hrltctwins. G1 13-5. G2, 1-0. Hats off & congrats to @ThunderHRL for tossing a no-no in G2, the 4th no-hitter of his career. (props to Gnarwall for his first 2 career HRL HRs, and the Senior Patch awarded to @tacobrah) @HRLTwinCities
@HRLMets split w/@HRLRubberDucks.
G1: Mets down 3-0 early, battle back to tie at 3 in the 5th. JC hits 2R walk-off 💣 in B6. 5-3 Mets.
G2 belonged to Stache. 2 dongs, and 5-5 off Taco. Dealt on the bump as well. 7-1 Ducks. (PSA for future Duck opps…don’t hit it to Sarge.)
@HRLMets split with @hrlAmericans. Lulu trouble with strikes early, but HRs by Dip & Knooty dooms Taco and the Mets early 3-0 lead. ‘Mericans win 6-3.
G2 = pitchers duel. Knooty v JC… Mets prevail 1-0. JC tosses 2-hit SHO, for his 100th career win. (btw…he’s really f*#%g old).
An exciting HRL Mets season comes to an abrupt end tonight. Congrats to the @HRLChihuahuas on a great season and a 2-game sweep tonight. Good luck to a bunch of good guys the rest of the way. Long live @HRLTwinCities and #LFGM in 2024.
@tacobrah for 2023 Hopkins MVP— no-brainer.
@HRLChihuahuas
Scott will be in attendance. It was difficult to get the Stockholm syndrome to set in with such a short time, but he's on board. Must not have liked being used in every celly.
Mets take on the @HRLGrasshoppers at Valley, despite air quality conditions that could be harmful to old people (JC)…
G1: Taco
G2: Thunderson
JC
🌮 2023 MVP 🌮
Thunderson
CharWall
Dox
Mets take 2 from @HRLBluesOx (who IMO are some of the greatest guys HRL will ever know)
Quite a performance from Taco: 7-9 in G1: 3 HR, 12 RBI.
Shit G2 tho, 1 HR…oh wait, he went 10 for 10.
Taco: 17-19, 17 RBIs
Char 2 dongs & W in G2
Taco: still handsome, and JC wrote this.
Everyone’s favorite HRL team heads to Central tonight to play plastic baseball vs @HRLBluesOx.
In:
JC
Taco
Charwall
Blacksox
Out:
Thunderson
Dox
Joyous times will be shared by all in the heat.
Mets sweep!
The @HRLRumblePonies are kewl. It was windy. Taco is good and handsome and also writing this.
Mets take on the @HRLRumblePonies and the heat tonight at Harley.
JC
Taco (SP1)
Thunderson (SP2?)
Char (SP2?)
PSA: Bring lots of water
Mets take 2 in the swamps of Eagan @BabycakesHrl @HrlMarlins
G1: @tacobrah out duels @zeustis01 2-1 final. @ThunderHRL hits 2 solo
💣s, 2nd beaks 1-1 tie in top 6.
G2: JC sludges through 6 IP with a barky elbow. 9-5 final. More dongs for Thunder and 🌮. Pedro sneaky stuff.
Mets are back in action tonight to take on @BabycakesHrl and @HrlMarlins, after what seems like a monthlong hiatus. Unfortunately, we’re being forced to play in Eagan.
In:
JC
Taco
Thunderson
Out: everyone else
(because, well…Eagan)
Mets sweep the @hrlAmericans
Lots of insults were traded, mean spirited, hurtful things were said... all within the Americans bench so all is normal in the universe.
Mets take 2 @HRLSpaceCowboys & @BadHrl with 60% of the team not knowing the rules.
G1: Taco on the bump. 5-0 SHO. (PSA @HRLSpaceCowboys are not just good guys, they can play. I predict deep run in ‘25)
G2: 4-0 win @BadHrl. Always great to hang with legendary Truck and his fam.
Mets at Valley tonight vs @HRLSpaceCowboys and @BadHrl
In:
Taco
JC
Blacksox*
Animal Corpse*
It’s Brittney Mitch*
Out:
Charwall
Thunderson
Dox
GōL
*HRL debuts