wordle is optional. y’all complain so much, just wanted to remind you

nobody can convince me manscaped is a good Father’s Day gift, these podcasters sound insane suggesting it

trauma’s greatest hits album

Spotify wrapped: your top flops

she said clown but make it sexy

giving every detail/update about flight delays and airport drama anytime I fly

I might give up

if you take 2 separate pictures on bereal that’s cheating

you can’t tell me we’re not dating

wait… do y’all remember the term s’cute

I’m sorry sir, did you watch the show?

trying not to take it as an attack when a baby boomer types dot dot dot

not one therapist in new york is “in network”

y’all love to caption things “POV you’re ___” then post a picture from an outside perspective

“unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy” signs think they’re so clever, that sign is proud of itself you can just tell