@devvvrobot

Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her

 Raleigh, NC
devroberts.com/
Joined March 2009
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Popping back into twitter to say I’m running my half hour tonight in the great city of Durham
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Everytime I see a facetuned pic of Princess Diana I get closer to becoming the Joker
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posting these in remembrance of @tinylilbaby1 because i would like you all to know how special and creative and beautiful she was. we will miss you dearly ❤️
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I dated this very tall man and he asked me what I was good at and I told him public speaking and then I asked him what he was good at and he said “being tall”
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This tweet altered the course of fourth wave feminism
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Watching the writers strike
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Idk ask her
U.S. Army
@USArmy23 May 2019
Replying to @USArmy
How has serving impacted you?
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8 years with Woolf the perfect cat and accessory to my outfits
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Is there something broken in my car or am I a fucking idiot
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I did not think I had too crazy of a night last night but I found a loose lemon wedge in my purse
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The goal is to one day do a photoshoot without apologizing for being short
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Excited to change my whole personality now that I have red hair
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Coming back to twitter to announce that today I am becoming a redhead
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My dad used to hitchhike from Detroit to Florida all the time and when him and my uncles hang out it’s just endless stories of hitchhiking
feyisayo 💸
@feyiszn11 Apr 2023
Tell us one thing about ur Dad.
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It’s his day
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Almost entirely in one week during a depressive episode
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You CAN make r*** jokes! You just have to actually be funny ! I am screaming yelling howling at this @fatstevebuscemi
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How is this supposed to do what a tree does like provide shade or be a home for squirrels
Yup That Exists
@yupthtexists29 Mar 2023
Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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At least you could sleep on the bench and they didn’t put spikes on it or other hostile architecture shit
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