@hlstorms

drink slinger, arts infused, night owl. hoot.

Joined May 2011
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Truth hurts. indianapolismonthly.com/food…
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Kevin Giza@kevin_giza25 Feb 2017
I don't tweet much because I think my thoughts are irrelevant #DontNevaTap
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It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.
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Serena almost took her head off 😂😂😂
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HIMYM Forever@himymprod28 Feb 2014
T-minus 3 hours til cameras roll on final day of #himym prod. For a show with a yellow umbrella at its heart, L.A. rain feels appropriate.
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You got a DUI while driving a yellow lamborghini after leaving a titty bar. You be creative. RT @justinbieber: live your dream. be creative
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Derek@MrDerekNoakes25 Sep 2013
Look. A walnut what looks like Chewbacca
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Samantha Fry@smfry17 Sep 2013
The bears in the Charmin commercials have the strangest family dynamics.
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So long Blue 2. Helluva run.
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Megan Amram
@meganamram26 Aug 2013
Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
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Pentatonix
@PTXofficial20 Aug 2013
First track from #PTXVol2! Our version of "Can't Hold Us" by @Macklemore and Ryan Lewis! Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=OglS3Q0Z…
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Remember an hour ago when @xavieruniv publicly admitted they wanted to be more like @butleru ??
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Jeremiah Johnson@PacersJJ5 Aug 2013
So this year @HinkleFH We won't see @BCCoachStevens @USA_CoachGraves @DavidWoods007 @BrandonGaudin @butlersid or @butlerblue2 #cultureshock
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George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've ever loved dies.
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Jimmy Conrad@JimmyConrad24 Jul 2013
"Hello, Jurgen?" "Ja." "It's me, Landon. And I plan on playing in my 4th World Cup next summer. Just thought you should know."
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Hey fashion designers, help a bitch out and bring parasols back. Thanks a heap. - pale chicks
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Halle Berry is pretty and all, but I get the feeling behind closed doors she's the conductor of the 'Batshit Crazy Train'.
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Brad Stevens is gone. The world didn't end, but it's gotta be close.
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Denis Leary
@denisleary12 Jun 2013
Kanye West isn't even the Kanye West of music.
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Denis Leary
@denisleary12 Jun 2013
If Kanye West is the Michael Jordan of music I'm the Bobby Fucking Orr of goddam Twitter.
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