drink slinger, arts infused, night owl. hoot.

Joined May 2011
Why bother continuing to make Kool-Aid at all if you’re not going to make the green kind? #millennialskilleverything
Me: *thinking about existential doom* Me to my husband: I’ve never seen an episode of Spongebob but I’ve seen enough Spongebob memes to know that this is what the show is about.
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Also me: this tweet isn’t that good Husband: Just tweet it! Me: I’m not Donald Trump. There are rules.
After not tweeting in years, I just came to make you all aware that between Walking on the Sun and All Star, Smash Mouth has been talking about climate change since 1997 and they don’t get enough credit for that.
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I don't tweet much because I think my thoughts are irrelevant #DontNevaTap
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It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.
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Help me get to the finals of the #BWSshow by retweeting & liking these posts! Then stop in and I'll make you one!
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Help me get to the finals of the #BWSshow by retweeting & liking these posts! Then stop in and I'll make you one!
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Serena almost took her head off 😂😂😂
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I'm assuming I'm way late on this, but what's the deal with the underside of PBR bottle caps?
"Uve been hacked! Lolololololol" -Dr. Oz
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T-minus 3 hours til cameras roll on final day of #himym prod. For a show with a yellow umbrella at its heart, L.A. rain feels appropriate.
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You got a DUI while driving a yellow lamborghini after leaving a titty bar. You be creative. RT @justinbieber: live your dream. be creative
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I'm back on the Twitter. And I need a drink.
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Look. A walnut what looks like Chewbacca
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Welcome to Indy, Trent!!!