Joined November 2015
Men cuddle like they want to live inside of you😭
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Just clocked that Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets and now Lamine Yamal. All for €0. Let that sink in. Clubs spend BILLIONS hoping to find what Barcelona produces in its own backyard. Name a better academy than La Masia and I’ll deactivate😭
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And the crazy thing about this Man Utd’s downfall is that their fans have a lot to say about other team!! They don’t have shame at all. They still have mouth to banter other clubs doing wayyyyy better than them.
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You go dey in love as normal human being wey you be, you go dey call yourself "understanding girlfriend". Oya, if you no wan dey understanding, wetin go come sup?
with everything in this cs wlh I'm convinced all I've ever been is a lover girl and an understanding girlfriend 😭😭
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Kimi iyi giyinmeyi bırakır, kimi bir zamanlar kalıcı olduğuna inandığı arzularını kaybeder. Kimi okulu bırakır. Kimi kendini müziklere boğar. Bazıları fotoğraf çekmeyi bırakır, bazıları erken kalkmayı. Hayal kurmaz artık, kurduğu hayalleri unutur. Kimisi ağlar, kimisi ağlayamaz.
Herkesin kendine göre bir pes etme biçimi vardır
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Mbappé will score a hat-trick today, then go quiet in the next game. But this Yamal kid? His consistency is just unreal. He delivers every 3 days.
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If we went to the MLS, we would be chasing 2000 goals.
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Yamal has insane chemistry with everybody lol Raphinha Gabriel Jesus Fermin Ferran Torres Pedri Adeyemi Kounde Gordon Nico Williams
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Always clear that many people don’t watch games other than those of the team they are supporting. It’s why anyone would think Gabriel Jesus scoring for Barca is any big deal. Bro, this Barca team would create at least 2-3 big chances for every forward in almost every game. It is almost impossible for you to not score. Rashford was coming off the bench and getting 2 1v1s in 10 minutes mahn. This Barca team is just insane, that’s it. And their failures in Europe have nothing to do with this at all. Centurion Man City team were beating everybody in the premier league by multiple goals, yet they were getting packed in the CL by Monaco. Failures in Europe can be associated to many factors, it doesn’t mean the team or the league is bad.
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"End Game is greatest Crossover ever" Power Rangers in 2014:
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the older i get the more i realize i actually just like women that like me back. life don serious for all that trying to get someone’s attention bs.
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Assisting Gordon Assisting Jesus
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Pissed is a bad word?
Rose Atwell Has NO Filter! 🤣🌹: “I WAS SO P*SSED” 😡 After her win over Megan at the 2026 U.S. Women’s Chess Championship, Rose Atwell admitted she was “P*SSED” while calculating a variation in which she tried to trap her opponent’s knight on a4, only to discover Megan had some annoying counterplay! 😭♟️
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niggas be broke as hell but still gotta keep spotify on premium
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* sees a burn survivor * quickly bodyshames her * inserts "men" to divert attention * pretend that men are evil perverts over an idea she made up completely Once you clock that women can be inherently evil you'd stop seeing them as innocent harmless little angels
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"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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Imbeciles will compare the US's standard of care with ours. Meanwhile if he tries that in the US, he would be going to jail
I just met a patient we did surgery for that absconded, I asked him he denied ever being admitted or knowing me. I told him not to even try it make I no vex, he started laughing. Tomorrow you people will say hospital demanded deposit first before treatment.
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I just met a patient we did surgery for that absconded, I asked him he denied ever being admitted or knowing me. I told him not to even try it make I no vex, he started laughing. Tomorrow you people will say hospital demanded deposit first before treatment.
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You never know the kain trouble wey you dey
Wait we are not even second???!!
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