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BM called me to her house to kill a mouse I took a picture instead, see you in court
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if you’re one hospital visit away from being broke, I got news for you…
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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“What if you attract $20/hr men?” was such a great question. Look how quickly she got offended at the possible truth in that 😭😭
IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PREFERENCE?! 👀
G gets into the Chris Brown “type” conversation and asks why people get demonized for being attracted to who they like.
Where do YOU draw the line?
COMMENT "GI" for the full video! 🎥
#IntrusiveThoughts #Podcast
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me writing the worst novel of all time in 2004: he's a 2020s defense contractor executive with a baby face, mullet, and a wispy ballsack beard. his company is named after a sword from Lord of the Rings, loves to wear Hawaiian shirts, and hates divorce. his name is Palmer Luckey
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce
"I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling."
"We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids."
"And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine."
"It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone."
"It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding."
"The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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Yooo Bad Seki for jamaican comedian of the year cah this one had me in tears to pussyclaaaaat!!! 😭😭😭😭🇯🇲🇯🇲
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One thing that turned me against the vision of prison/police abolition was realizing it would be this type of person who would be, in the main, taking their place as administrators of “community justice,” “accountability circles,” and so on.
That, in fact, it would be a different flavor of cop, but ultimately would still attract people with many of the same pathologies common among police (desire for domination, power, authority, status; sadism; etc). The methods and culture would be different but, ultimately, still populated by people I simply do not trust with such responsibilities.
Given this reality, finding ways to reform or remake the institutions of formal, bureaucratic justice—to empower the institutions and rules and disempower the arbitrary authority of the sort of individual drawn to such work—seemed like a better strategy than simply trading one kind of cop for another.
I suppose this is the crux of it; some people see the bureaucracy and the institution as the problem. I don’t. I see the failure of bureaucracy to assert itself above the individual, arbitrary wills of People With Cop Brain as the problem. I want a justice system even more impersonal and rule-bound, one which properly restrains the antisocial and hostile impulses of the people who tend to, given the chance, volunteer for the work of regulating “the community.”
The abolitionist vision is one without formal institutions and bureaucracies which can subdue these impulses and this kind of person drawn to the work of policing/regulating/controlling. Therefore, I don’t see it succeeding at much beyond trading one kind of police for another, less constrained, more arbitrary kind of police.
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New "would you still love me if I was a worm" just dropped and I'm going to be straight with you, you're not gonna like it
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Lmao at this being framed as Jonathan Majors and not his character Captain Saunders.
This is why you don't play away games
Jonathan Majors delivers the devastating truth:
“There are three ways Islam will conquer the West: through immigration, through the wombs of our women, and by using our own Western freedoms against us.”
Then he goes on and REALLY lays it out:
“Islam is not consistent with the fundamentals of Western values…Their ultimate goal, their greatest goal, is jihad.”
Run Hide Fight: Infidels. Sept 16.




































