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Look at me, I'm pure nigga

Joined October 2011
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
You see how quick the Haliban got in formation, this not a game.
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
ankles fuck nigga
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
BM called me to her house to kill a mouse I took a picture instead, see you in court
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
Said without a hint of self awareness.
Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…
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if you’re one hospital visit away from being broke, I got news for you…
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
It’s the unintended stray that’s killing me.
Trump: A lot of men like to watch her. Sophie Cunningham is a beautiful young woman. You probably wouldn't mind her on the team not to help you with points, but to help you with attendance.
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>“solved” >look inside >one nine
People haven’t yet realized it yet But driving is, in fact, “solved”
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
Wait yall off tomorrow????
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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“What if you attract $20/hr men?” was such a great question. Look how quickly she got offended at the possible truth in that 😭😭
IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PREFERENCE?! 👀 G gets into the Chris Brown “type” conversation and asks why people get demonized for being attracted to who they like. Where do YOU draw the line? COMMENT "GI" for the full video! 🎥 #IntrusiveThoughts #Podcast
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me writing the worst novel of all time in 2004: he's a 2020s defense contractor executive with a baby face, mullet, and a wispy ballsack beard. his company is named after a sword from Lord of the Rings, loves to wear Hawaiian shirts, and hates divorce. his name is Palmer Luckey
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce "I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling." "We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids." "And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine." "It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone." "It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding." "The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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Yooo Bad Seki for jamaican comedian of the year cah this one had me in tears to pussyclaaaaat!!! 😭😭😭😭🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
a fish fry at that!
The scream I just scrumt
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clipse absolutely glided on 50 cent's "get in my car"
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Doing 10 reps of skin out mi pumpum
The range of motion on those reps is no joke.
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One thing that turned me against the vision of prison/police abolition was realizing it would be this type of person who would be, in the main, taking their place as administrators of “community justice,” “accountability circles,” and so on. That, in fact, it would be a different flavor of cop, but ultimately would still attract people with many of the same pathologies common among police (desire for domination, power, authority, status; sadism; etc). The methods and culture would be different but, ultimately, still populated by people I simply do not trust with such responsibilities. Given this reality, finding ways to reform or remake the institutions of formal, bureaucratic justice—to empower the institutions and rules and disempower the arbitrary authority of the sort of individual drawn to such work—seemed like a better strategy than simply trading one kind of cop for another. I suppose this is the crux of it; some people see the bureaucracy and the institution as the problem. I don’t. I see the failure of bureaucracy to assert itself above the individual, arbitrary wills of People With Cop Brain as the problem. I want a justice system even more impersonal and rule-bound, one which properly restrains the antisocial and hostile impulses of the people who tend to, given the chance, volunteer for the work of regulating “the community.” The abolitionist vision is one without formal institutions and bureaucracies which can subdue these impulses and this kind of person drawn to the work of policing/regulating/controlling. Therefore, I don’t see it succeeding at much beyond trading one kind of police for another, less constrained, more arbitrary kind of police.
Like this is the most textbook gaslighting I have ever seen in my life, it’s not a politics thing or a woke thing this person is an abuser do not let people like this in your life
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
New "would you still love me if I was a worm" just dropped and I'm going to be straight with you, you're not gonna like it
The View co-host Sarah Haines complains that Patrick Clancy divorced Lindsay Clancy after she took the lives of their 3 children. “How did the marital love end so quickly…in sickness and in health.”
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Hakuna Masala retweeted
Lmao at this being framed as Jonathan Majors and not his character Captain Saunders. This is why you don't play away games
Jonathan Majors delivers the devastating truth: “There are three ways Islam will conquer the West: through immigration, through the wombs of our women, and by using our own Western freedoms against us.” Then he goes on and REALLY lays it out: “Islam is not consistent with the fundamentals of Western values…Their ultimate goal, their greatest goal, is jihad.” Run Hide Fight: Infidels. Sept 16.
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