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if you’re one hospital visit away from being broke, I got news for you…
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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“What if you attract $20/hr men?” was such a great question. Look how quickly she got offended at the possible truth in that 😭😭
IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PREFERENCE?! 👀
G gets into the Chris Brown “type” conversation and asks why people get demonized for being attracted to who they like.
Where do YOU draw the line?
COMMENT "GI" for the full video! 🎥
#IntrusiveThoughts #Podcast
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me writing the worst novel of all time in 2004: he's a 2020s defense contractor executive with a baby face, mullet, and a wispy ballsack beard. his company is named after a sword from Lord of the Rings, loves to wear Hawaiian shirts, and hates divorce. his name is Palmer Luckey
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce
"I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling."
"We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids."
"And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine."
"It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone."
"It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding."
"The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
Lmao he wasn't tryna hear that AT ALL
BEZOS: When you're in the polling booth and you're thinking about who you're going to vote for, think about this. If there's a politician that is picking villains and pointing fingers, that's probably means they don't have a solution
If there's an executive at one of my companies, instead of working on a root cause and a real fix, all they did is point fingers and blame people, we would exit them quickly.
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Yooo Bad Seki for jamaican comedian of the year cah this one had me in tears to pussyclaaaaat!!! 😭😭😭😭🇯🇲🇯🇲
sorry to say that this may come back to bite you
My wife came from a family that didn’t blink at spending $8000 for surgery and hydrotherapy for their widdle pibul. I’m a farm boy and I moved her out to the country. I set a hard rule, no animals in the house and vets are for livestock, not pets. She wanted a dog anyway so we got a free puppy from a coworker.
A year later, that dog got into a kissing contest with a rattlesnake and lost. She calls me crying saying is face is swelling up, he’s bleeding and she thinks he ate a yellowjacket. I ask if it’s scabbing over. She sends a picture. It wasn’t.
“Ok darlin’, that’s a snakebite. Venom is an anticoagulant so it’s gonna bleed. Take off his collar now. Crunch a benedryl up into some milk, get him to drink it.”
She asks if she can take him to the vet. I say no, you know the rules. She pleads. She cries. I inform her of the price of Crofab, tell her no, just give him love and milk. If he dies, he dies and he went out being loved. If he lives he’ll be stronger for it. He’s a young happy healthy dog that got hit in the place with the most lymphatic tissue. She reluctantly agrees.
His face and neck swole up for a couple of weeks but he was already acting normal by day 3. Now he alerts us to rattlesnakes with a high-pitched bark and we blow em away with a shotgun. A vet bill would have been $5k or more.
You gotta set boundaries with these women or private equity is gonna bleed em dry selling them delusions.