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fake life. writer is 27. minors do not interact. | 18+

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Joined January 2015
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ HEY AMERICA! CANADA HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WE ARE SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU! โค๏ธ You stood up. You voted. You made your voices heard! The world is watching, and your Canadian neighbours are cheering! WE LOVE THE NEW USA! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #Midterms2026 #USA
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missionary bc his face is handsome.
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i love my man.
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trick or treat? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Christian twenty-seven yrs old. Funny, charismatic, smart, & confident. N(s)fw. His heart belongs to Elle. MDNI. Lawyer and actor on the side. Likes to party but works hard in the a.m. Literate writerโ€”mirrors replies.
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que viva la monogamia, la lealtad, el sexo duro y el viajar juntos.
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Night like this are priceless :) ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ€ #manifesting
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being cuddled up in blankets watching movies and inappropriate touching would be so good rn
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universe must have my back, fell from the sky into my lap. and I know you know that youโ€™re my soulmate and all that ๐Ÿค
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Sexual chemistry with the right person can get you addicted. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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i hope my marriage feels like friendship, romance and home all existing in the same place.
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having a person who matches your soul is truly the best ๐Ÿค
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I come alive in the night time
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We fucked like we wanted a kidddd
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happy national boyfriend day to the best โ™ฅ๏ธŽ
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"Happy wife, happy life" sounds cute, but I prefer "Happy spouse, happy house." Both people deserve to feel loved, heard, and emotionally safe.
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as a man, donโ€™t be angry at women for protesting against โ€œall menโ€. instead, direct that anger toward the men whose actions have made women feel the need to protest against โ€œall menโ€ in the first place
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in a world of boys, heโ€™s a gentleman ๐ŸŒน
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