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fake life. writer is 27. minors do not interact. | 18+

elle. 9.21 ♡
Joined January 2015
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Christian twenty-seven yrs old. Funny, charismatic, smart, & confident. N(s)fw. His heart belongs to Elle. MDNI. Lawyer and actor on the side. Likes to party but works hard in the a.m. Literate writer—mirrors replies.
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I love elle so much. my best friend fr.
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🇨🇦 HEY AMERICA! CANADA HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU! 🇺🇸 WE ARE SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU! ❤️ You stood up. You voted. You made your voices heard! The world is watching, and your Canadian neighbours are cheering! WE LOVE THE NEW USA! 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸 #Midterms2026 #USA
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missionary bc his face is handsome.
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i love my man.
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That’s my mf baby
soft girl era 🎀
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trick or treat? 😈
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Christian twenty-seven yrs old. Funny, charismatic, smart, & confident. N(s)fw. His heart belongs to Elle. MDNI. Lawyer and actor on the side. Likes to party but works hard in the a.m. Literate writer—mirrors replies.
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One month anniversary dinner with my love. ❤️
on a date… kinda nervous 🌹
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que viva la monogamia, la lealtad, el sexo duro y el viajar juntos.
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Night like this are priceless :) 🤍🥀 #manifesting
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being cuddled up in blankets watching movies and inappropriate touching would be so good rn
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Another day on set ❤️🛟 #Baywatch
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Happy 1 month to my baby @anotherlagirl ❤️
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universe must have my back, fell from the sky into my lap. and I know you know that you’re my soulmate and all that 🤍
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date nights with her>>> 🤍🎡 #fair
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Sexual chemistry with the right person can get you addicted. 😮‍💨
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Not today Satan
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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Very lucky😍🔥
no place like home
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