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nothing on earth i want more than to write something as impactful as "i love you / it'll pass" and then scam the amazon corporation out of millions
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ray ploshansky i will always love you. everyone who hates him doesn’t understand girls.
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Disco Elysium is so cool I wish being cripplingly mentally ill while trying to navigate a confusing world inhabited by people with nonsensical ideologies who refuse to acknowledge the world is slowly ending was real
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if you told me we'd be here when i was first getting into the series off the back of crusty duwang scans i would have strangled you
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Post-punk is the type of music punks inevitably make if they actually learn how to play their instruments, not some sort of successor to punk.
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“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed
According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994.
rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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crazy how when a queer man says “i don’t like being expected to fit into heteronormative gender roles” all you supposedly woke people’s first response is “well your definitely not a man then”
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i would genuinely rather die than be married to mr big or donald draper but i would be ecstatic to be married to roger sterling. i could say i will not elaborate but at the slightest chance i know i will.
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Natural serfdom. Seize her right to vote and give her a little plot of land where she can wrestle pigs and watch daytime television. Expecting her to weigh in on affairs of state isn’t fair to her or the rest of us
Jason Selvig: “Do you feel like your life is better than a year and a half ago?”
Trump supporter: “I do, yes”
JS: “In what way?”
TS: “Uhm, there’s more things being done. Uhm. Changing a lot of stuff that Biden had messed up”
JS: “Like what?”
TS: “Uhm, just a little, I can’t name a lot of stuff, but yeah haha”
JS: “What’s one thing that he’s changed that you’re really excited about?”
TS: “Uhm. I’m trying to think exactly what… gas prices definitely, yes”
JS: “Gas prices have changed, but they’re a little higher now than they were”
TS: “Yeah, hopefully they start going down more”
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