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nothing on earth i want more than to write something as impactful as "i love you / it'll pass" and then scam the amazon corporation out of millions
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just heard a song off Rodeo and it shocked me for a second. I had completely forgotten that Travis Scott once made actual music
Famously reactionary India? That India?
Replying to @syjvicious
astrology has been a thing on the indian subcontinent for thousands of years. turks, arabs, mayans all had it as a huge part of their culture for a good amount of time too. yall are too dismissive and arrogant sometimes. we don’t kno what we don’t kno
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ray ploshansky i will always love you. everyone who hates him doesn’t understand girls.
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Disco Elysium is so cool I wish being cripplingly mentally ill while trying to navigate a confusing world inhabited by people with nonsensical ideologies who refuse to acknowledge the world is slowly ending was real
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if you told me we'd be here when i was first getting into the series off the back of crusty duwang scans i would have strangled you
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Post-punk is the type of music punks inevitably make if they actually learn how to play their instruments, not some sort of successor to punk.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed
According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994.
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Yeah no shit years of wanton debauchery and performative male fetishism will fuck up your sexuality
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight
"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."
"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."
"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."
"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."
"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."
"I like dicks as an aesthetic."
"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."
"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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Lesbians when you tell them that testosterone therapy actually changes ur sex to male and doesn’t make u into a cool genderfucky subversive woman
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crazy how when a queer man says “i don’t like being expected to fit into heteronormative gender roles” all you supposedly woke people’s first response is “well your definitely not a man then”
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i would genuinely rather die than be married to mr big or donald draper but i would be ecstatic to be married to roger sterling. i could say i will not elaborate but at the slightest chance i know i will.
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Replying to @l0v3tko @mscoolio2006
hes a random to the roommate you dick dizzy bitch
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Natural serfdom. Seize her right to vote and give her a little plot of land where she can wrestle pigs and watch daytime television. Expecting her to weigh in on affairs of state isn’t fair to her or the rest of us
Jason Selvig: “Do you feel like your life is better than a year and a half ago?”
Trump supporter: “I do, yes”
JS: “In what way?”
TS: “Uhm, there’s more things being done. Uhm. Changing a lot of stuff that Biden had messed up”
JS: “Like what?”
TS: “Uhm, just a little, I can’t name a lot of stuff, but yeah haha”
JS: “What’s one thing that he’s changed that you’re really excited about?”
TS: “Uhm. I’m trying to think exactly what… gas prices definitely, yes”
JS: “Gas prices have changed, but they’re a little higher now than they were”
TS: “Yeah, hopefully they start going down more”







































