Filth monger. Jazz verbalist. Plus-sized hand model. Amateur sailor. Professional tit. I’ve smelt an Orcas breath.

Brighton
Joined February 2009
Because it's Rapture Day again, here's a classic scene from Six Feet Under...
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We no longer require April Fools Day. Every day on the internet is a confusing ordeal of bollocks and mistruths and life is now one giant shitpost so let's just calm down and go have a nap or something.
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Today I participated in the launch of two WasteShark aquadrones made in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 make their Canadian 🇨🇦 debut in the Toronto Harbour. 🌊 These two WasteSharks named Ebb and Flow will work to remove plastic from the surface of the water.♻️
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‘CUT YOU OFF’ IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW! I wrote this with mintsauce in a whirlwind of realising some people really don’t deserve your time or attention. I hope people listen to it and feel fucking invincible and untouchable. Meet ‘Little Girl Gone’s hot sequel ✂️
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Humanism in a nutshell! ❤️
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What is a humanist? Well, it's this!
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Fun fact: Brandon Flowers is teetotal. Making him the only person in the UK to ever sing Mr Brightside sober #Glastonbury
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CNN
@CNN14 Jun 2023
After five months of competition, the crews of the round-the-world Ocean Race are getting set for the seventh and final leg of this year's challenge
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Farewell, Barry Humphries, you Comedy genius.
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#StormNoa Quick visit to #CapeCornwall near to @CapeCornwallCW at 10.44 hrs . Some big storm breakers rolling into the #Coastline . The people down by the cliff wall look tiny against the background . Absolutely fabulous but highly dangerous. @BBCSpotlight @MetMattTaylor @ben_rich @StormHour @StormHourMedia @stivesurfschool @wsl @RNLI @penleelifeboat @LifeboatDaySS @KWTWeather @bbcweather @BBCWthrWatchers @_chrisfawkes – at Perran Downs, England
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Lineker vs Braverman. #ImWithGary on this one.
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“Forget about fucking money, we’re here to help you.”
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Where’s your fucking ‘booky wook’ now, you clattering fanny?
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'There is no fundamental difference between men and women's brains.' Men: xitter.cf/MenHappier/status/1625…
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How important is context to you? Genuinely want to know if reading the full excerpt (below) on Prince Harry’s time in Afghanistan changes your opinion?
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Horrible news. Not hyperbole to state that without Stephan Bonnar’s contributions on TUF 1 (and the finale) the sport isn’t what it is today. He will forever be an extremely important part of MMA history. May he rest in peace.
The UFC family is saddened by the passing of UFC Hall of Famer Stephan Bonnar. We send our sincerest condolences to his family and friends.

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If you pose with a cigar In your mouth (like a lot of dickheads do these days)and think you look badass blowing out the smoke. You’re wrong. You look like a fool.
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Sunu Gonera, co-creator and executive producer of AMC’s upcoming series “Parish,” has been removed from the project following an internal investigation into “very serious allegations” against him. bit.ly/3VSuLbv
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