Martin Evans retweeted
We no longer require April Fools Day. Every day on the internet is a confusing ordeal of bollocks and mistruths and life is now one giant shitpost so let's just calm down and go have a nap or something.
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Today I participated in the launch of two WasteShark aquadrones made in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 make their Canadian 🇨🇦 debut in the Toronto Harbour. 🌊
These two WasteSharks named Ebb and Flow will work to remove plastic from the surface of the water.♻️
Martin Evans retweeted
‘CUT YOU OFF’ IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW! I wrote this with mintsauce in a whirlwind of realising some people really don’t deserve your time or attention. I hope people listen to it and feel fucking invincible and untouchable. Meet ‘Little Girl Gone’s hot sequel ✂️
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What is a humanist?
Well, it's this!

ALT A humanist is a person who recognises this life is the only life we know we have, and therefore, resolves to live a moral and fulfilling life in the here and now, based on the inherent human capacity for compassion, and a desire to do good on its own merit. Being a humanist is simply a way of thinking and living that emphasises humanity's capacity and responsibility to promote human flourishing across all forntiers, to protect the natural world, and to work towards a more tolerance society, where rational thinking and kindness previal.
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Fun fact: Brandon Flowers is teetotal. Making him the only person in the UK to ever sing Mr Brightside sober
#Glastonbury
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CNN@CNN14 Jun 2023🇺🇸
United StatesConnected via WebAccount-level information, not a live location or per-post device.
After five months of competition, the crews of the round-the-world Ocean Race are getting set for the seventh and final leg of this year's challenge
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#StormNoa Quick visit to #CapeCornwall near to @CapeCornwallCW at 10.44 hrs . Some big storm breakers rolling into the #Coastline . The people down by the cliff wall look tiny against the background . Absolutely fabulous but highly dangerous. @BBCSpotlight @MetMattTaylor @ben_rich @StormHour @StormHourMedia @stivesurfschool @wsl @RNLI @penleelifeboat @LifeboatDaySS @KWTWeather @bbcweather @BBCWthrWatchers @_chrisfawkes – at Perran Downs, England
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Replying to @Jacob_Rees_Mogg
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'There is no fundamental difference between men and women's brains.'
Men:
xitter.cf/MenHappier/status/1625…
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How important is context to you? Genuinely want to know if reading the full excerpt (below) on Prince Harry’s time in Afghanistan changes your opinion?
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Horrible news. Not hyperbole to state that without Stephan Bonnar’s contributions on TUF 1 (and the finale) the sport isn’t what it is today. He will forever be an extremely important part of MMA history.
May he rest in peace.
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If you pose with a cigar In your mouth (like a lot of dickheads do these days)and think you look badass blowing out the smoke. You’re wrong. You look like a fool.
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Sunu Gonera, co-creator and executive producer of AMC’s upcoming series “Parish,” has been removed from the project following an internal investigation into “very serious allegations” against him. bit.ly/3VSuLbv
































