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Fuck off, probably

This fucking place
Joined December 2022
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Hey Charlie, any update on this?
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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There is a panic at DHS HQ right now; shredders are likely being run around the clock; emails deleted; video records scrubbed; and hasty contracts signed. They've got a lot of money to get to their friends, and a lot of misconduct to hide. Draft the subpoenas now.
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Pete Hegseth wanted a public execution. Well, they’re getting one tonight.
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This is a generational ass whooping.
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Heartbreakingly beautiful.
Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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MAGA is going down faster than Lauren Boebert in a truck stop bathroom
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Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot America: understood. Fuck you.
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Vibes in America tonight.
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Checking in at Republican headquarters
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Democratic Sell-Outs Hall of Shame
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I compiled every reason Haley Stevens said Mike Rogers couldnt be in the Senate purely out of spite
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You better vote because they can't.
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I’m not kidding, being this fucking stupid should be against the law. This shit would make Jesus Christ cringe.
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CICERO, Ill. — Unchecked Authority: ICE Arrests U.S. Citizen at Elementary School Without Warrant Distressing new footage exposing systemic flaws within federal immigration enforcement shows tactical ICE agents arresting a U.S. citizen outside an Illinois elementary school.
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Police shoot Black man having a seizure with taser—7 times. He was putting up Halloween decorations outside his own home. EMS was treating him after he collapsed in his yard. "All of a sudden a cop shows up, shoves everyone out the way, and jumps on top of him," brother said. The officer has only been identified as Sgt. Price with the Chattahoochee Police Department. He claims he was just trying to assist EMS with a "combative individual" and encountered "physical resistance." Dwight Jackson is the man attacked by the cop. He says was not intentionally combative—was defenseless and only experiencing a medical emergency. Dwight Jackson described the experience as being "more terrifying than being in the war." Incident occurred outside his house on Chattahoochee Street in Chattahoochee, Florida.
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JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST
The ranking members of the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees have written a letter to President Trump asking whether he has been soliciting advice from Grok in order to help carry out his official duties as President of the United States. They also demanded that he preserve any prompts sent to Grok, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity, as well as outputs in response to those prompts, that were 'submitted to AI chatbots in carrying out your constitutional, statutory, or other official or ceremonial duties.' The letter was provided by Politico.
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Texas election board member Allison Campolo says Maga is blindsiding them right before election day by misinterpreting statutes to make mostly Republicans in charge of election auditing, having Republicans take whole carts of ballots unsupervised.
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