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Fuck off, probably

This fucking place
Joined December 2022
Goddamnit, @Apple. I have never been more disappointed in a company I once believed in.
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For those wondering how someone with ill intent could get that close to Trump despite Secret Service protection and law enforcement coordination, the answer is simple: it’s easy for this to happen when you orchestrate the entire charade, exactly as you did the first two times.
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Replying to @RepBrandonGill
Is the hell in the room with you now, hypocrite?
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Replying to @SenTomCotton
Fuck off, hypocrite.
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Posted without need for further comment.
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What Pete Hegseth looks like trying to do pull-ups.
Stephen Miller: "All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old."
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Replying to @colebemis
@colebemis Can I please ask you about something? Over the last 2-3 years, I've had this issue a lot with clipper. Check out how it doesn't load my workspace icon. Would you have a suggestion for how to fix? This is latest Safari on latest MacOS. Thanks!
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Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/j…
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When I'm not ranting about politics, I'm writing about music. Zappagram 147: Steve Albini's Closet, QOTSA in the Catacombs, 800+ Fugazi shows, cars crash into buildings, Smokey Robinson is a dirty old bastard, and much more... zappagram.substack.com/p/dea…
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"Hot on the heels of a batshit insane end to last week, Monday came in like a chainsaw-wielding honey badger on bath salts, ready to fuck shit up..." gonzoreport.substack.com/p/m…
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American Horror Story: Season of the Stupid Fascists gonzoreport.substack.com/p/a…
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Every day we board an emotional roller coaster none of us bought a ticket to ride. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/a…
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It's April 1st but the only fools here are the ones serving in the Trump regime… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/a…
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