*opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer*

Joined March 2009
America is fucking horrifying
BREAKING: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt has signed the strictest abortion ban in the U.S. into law, making the state the first in the nation to effectively end availability of the procedure. apne.ws/g7c4hc0
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When drake said pray the fakes get EXPOSED - I felt that
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Just looking for a guy who doesn’t have two TVs in the living room
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First time at new guy I’m dating’s place and 😔😔😔😔
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My nephew who’s literally 9 years old is absolutely roasting me on Instagram
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Why do we have to call it a fiancé like why does their have to be an in between word for bf and husband. Dumb
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Thinking about how they used to live stream Huntington Beach at Hollister
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this is possibly the best song to exist ever
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Also I really exposed myself with this playlist name lmfaooo
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Also it’s 2021 why is tequila not a liquor choice on the plane
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Anyway it’s 9 am and can’t stop thinking about a skinny spicy marg ugh
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Petition for ohare to put a @foxtrotmarket in the American terminal 👀
not me constantly drinking water in front of hot passengers so I have an excuse to pull my mask down so they can see my face
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Said hot passenger got my number so I can confirm this tactic works 👀
thinking about cosmic brownies
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Best roommate ever award goes to @ChelseaHepler 🥲
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only moving into a new place on friday to be within jimmy john’s delivery radius
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Just looking for a guy who flosses daily
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