Chelsea Hepler retweeted
my bf thinking ima use my brain when im with him is funny like sorry bae shes turned off for the night
selling 2 tickets for @070shake tonight at the house of blues in chicago 😄
tik tok owns my ass.. I’ll be at the grocery store telling a jar of pickles they’re coming home with me
quick psa that anyyyytime the airplane door is open your flight attendants aren’t getting paid so it helps if you just simply shut up
I’m not asking for much I’m just asking for a boyfriend who wants to get drunk at disney world with me
idk who needs to hear this but the person sitting next to you on the airplane doesn’t want to talk to you




















