@headassbtw

jack of way too many trades, pretty good at a few

 The UNSA Retribution
headassbtw.net/
Joined July 2018
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never kill yourself
Lenovo ThinkPad T495s running balatro in the foreground, being held up by my left hand. The Golden Gate Bridge is in the background

ALT Lenovo ThinkPad T495s running balatro in the foreground, being held up by my left hand. The Golden Gate Bridge is in the background

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Big Yobba Snake@BigYobbaSnake14h
Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем. Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ
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NSG650@nsg65018h
Oh yeah gm btw
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soupermadz@soupermadzOct 21
"Including Marathon"
Wario64
@Wario64Oct 21
Humble Games Bundle: Sci-Fi Exposure ($25 for all including Marathon) buff.ly/Df9qJZN #ad
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Marion Kubit
@MarionKubitOct 16
„Porsche hat kein FSD“ Ist auch n Satz der von Leuten kommen muss, die sich darüber beschweren, dass sie ihre Frau noch selbst ficken müssen.
Poopeye the Sailor
@CudaMsterOct 16
Replying to @MarionKubit
A Tesla has FSD. Porsche doesn't. And see where a Porsche is on the list: consumerreports.org/cars/car…

Tesla and Nissan Make the Most Reliable Electric Vehicles via @ConsumerReports

Consumer Reports' survey data show that today's EVs tend to be more problematic than their gasoline-powered or hybrid counterparts, with two exceptions from Nissan and Tesla.

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Verm@SINKPlSSEROct 13
Im raping the ford
Verm@SINKPlSSEROct 12
Putting CarPlay in a 30+ year old car feels like rape
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bry@BryytGamerOct 12
Tim Sweeney
@TimSweeneyEpicOct 12
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration. The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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Queen Elizabeth II
@ezShroomOct 12
you know how sometimes your iphone gets sued
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this is up there with iCloud and microsoft's "stay logged in" for the top ten lies
Facebook Marketplace notification New listings were added that match your search alert: "1989 Toyota MR2"

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fun fact! EVERY SINGLE TIME i have gotten into the fast lane since the crash, the same thing has nearly happened. someone rapidly slows down for zero reason. every. single. time. the first time was in the exact same *place* too
headass 🐀@headassbtwJul 16
hey @googlehealth y'all tracked an activity but won't let my label it properly
My 2008 toyota tacoma, frontend completely smashed, bleeding coolant

ALT My 2008 toyota tacoma, frontend completely smashed, bleeding coolant

Google Health notification "Looks like you were active from 10:53 AM-12:17 PM. Nice! See the rec..."

ALT Google Health notification "Looks like you were active from 10:53 AM-12:17 PM. Nice! See the rec..."

Google health activity type search bar "car crash" No results found for the given criteria

ALT Google health activity type search bar "car crash" No results found for the given criteria

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Fuck yeah bro, For You page.
$20 - Berlin Thunderbolt 3 Dock Pro $350 - Mazda RX-8 '04-'08 Housings $150 - Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey model $25 - Freddy Fazbear backpack - the thumbnail is an edit of freddy with his jaw dropped $4,000 - Mac Pro 2019, 28 core, 192 GB RAM $10 - 2016 Toyota Tacoma - the thumbnail is just two exhaust components sitting on wood $12,800 - 2002 Toyota Tacoma double cab PreRunner $300 - trashcan Mac Pro $3,800 - 2-Stryker MX-Pro Rugged Ambulance stretcher $200 - OneWheel Pint Disassembled for Parts - it's very clearly in multiple pieces $135,000 - 2012 Ford food truck $1,200 Complete 20-volume set of The Oxford[...] $100 - Fusion MS-IP500 Marine Stereo $900 - 2007 Kawasaki ninja $450 - Ferrari 458 Carbon Fiber paddle shifters

ALT $20 - Berlin Thunderbolt 3 Dock Pro $350 - Mazda RX-8 '04-'08 Housings $150 - Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey model $25 - Freddy Fazbear backpack - the thumbnail is an edit of freddy with his jaw dropped $4,000 - Mac Pro 2019, 28 core, 192 GB RAM $10 - 2016 Toyota Tacoma - the thumbnail is just two exhaust components sitting on wood $12,800 - 2002 Toyota Tacoma double cab PreRunner $300 - trashcan Mac Pro $3,800 - 2-Stryker MX-Pro Rugged Ambulance stretcher $200 - OneWheel Pint Disassembled for Parts - it's very clearly in multiple pieces $135,000 - 2012 Ford food truck $1,200 Complete 20-volume set of The Oxford[...] $100 - Fusion MS-IP500 Marine Stereo $900 - 2007 Kawasaki ninja $450 - Ferrari 458 Carbon Fiber paddle shifters

headass 🐀@headassbtwAug 16
it's For You dawg it's lit
Facebook Marketplace screenshot. listings in order: $15,500 - 2014 Toyota Tacoma $300 - Sony Xperia 1 II $100 - EVGA GTX 1080 Ti (waterblocked) $28,888 - 2000s woodland camo painted humvee $1,299 - Medieval suit of armor $400 - in n out menu board

ALT Facebook Marketplace screenshot. listings in order: $15,500 - 2014 Toyota Tacoma $300 - Sony Xperia 1 II $100 - EVGA GTX 1080 Ti (waterblocked) $28,888 - 2000s woodland camo painted humvee $1,299 - Medieval suit of armor $400 - in n out menu board

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the last remaining component from my original computer in 2019, a 2TB Seagate SSHD, finally died on me. suddenly and without warning, unfortunately. no power at all, even the debug/factory serial interface is dead. welp, RIP to my downloads folder, old clips archive, and others
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WhiteRice@CharrPlayzOct 2
Replying to @Bulka_11 @slayerduckie
Mozilla got the most loyal browser users out there and every update is some new bullshit to test our loyalty
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Bob Pony@TheBobPonySep 29
"A brand new Firefox is here" about:config browser.nova.enabled ➡️ false
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art theory: requires a shit ton of learning because it's related to physics, biology, philosophy, history, psychology, culture and psychology music theory:
Scaley🫧@ZanyFinsSep 26
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rui@lankadenSep 24
1 MILLION DOLLARS BUT U CAN'T USE THIS FOLDER FOR ONE WEEK 👀
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saw a waymo all the way down in old torrance
What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas😭😭😭

ALT What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas😭😭😭

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Sal@Sal_PredebutSep 22
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🚨BREAKING: Bungie confirms it is bringing back vaulted Destiny 2 campaigns, destinations, and raids. The restored content will be available to all Destiny 2 players.
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saw Resident Evil (2026) great movie, highly recommend. cannot say much more even if i tried. this isn't a kojima-style "less is worse" i'm just at a loss for words.
Samslop OneUI notification shade, showing two notifications from Google Health: Activity Detected - 01:01 Looks like you were active from 23:47-00:23. Nice! Activity Detected - 22:43 Looks like you were active from 22:46-23:14. Nice!

ALT Samslop OneUI notification shade, showing two notifications from Google Health: Activity Detected - 01:01 Looks like you were active from 23:47-00:23. Nice! Activity Detected - 22:43 Looks like you were active from 22:46-23:14. Nice!

A horse on a beach, staring into the ocean. better known for being square-cropped and captioned "MAN" in massive white-with-black-outline impact font

ALT A horse on a beach, staring into the ocean. better known for being square-cropped and captioned "MAN" in massive white-with-black-outline impact font

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stoshjack@stoshasaurus1Sep 3
this audio is trending on tiktok it reminded me of that one lore book
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