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i need to address the death allegations,,
hello i am the queen and for some reason everyone thinks I died in 2022,. but this isn’t actually true!!
you see what happened is that one time i was playing around with charlie (charlie is a goofball haha!) and he decided that we would go play in a dungeon!!
and we were having so much fun but at some point charlie left and locked the dungeon. and i was still inside!!! (he is a bit of a goofball, very forgetful indeed)
and i thought that at some point he will come back, but it turns out that he thought i had died! silly charlie. always up to no good!
so this meant i was going to have to complete some quests. 1800 tokens of light!!!! i kept grinding. but eventually i made my way out!
i need to find my way back though, and it’s been very challenging. linda is ruining my dreams. linda from the national westminster bank.
she does not want to let me access my prized Cash And Money because she believes it’s not me! because i am ‘dead’!
any support would help out!!!!
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Please do not express any undue optimism
youtu.be/If_kEqxBHJw
(Thank you to @ezShroom, for bringing this to my attention)
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locking in really is the solution to all problems. i haven't drank in ages. i haven't done any substances in like, fuckin years or something i think. god bless locking in, may it bring happiness to us all
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Anthropic is offering a 145k salary for a personal assistant in London.
Responsibilities include:
"Scheduling and managing calendars for leader(s) and their organization"
"Building and maintaining organizational systems for tracking and managing inbound requests"
"Managing the leader's inbox and communications with precise attention to detail"
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Somebody should really build some sort of tech tool that can handle this stuff autonomously.
































