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United Kingdom
Joined October 2020
i need to address the death allegations,, hello i am the queen and for some reason everyone thinks I died in 2022,. but this isn’t actually true!! you see what happened is that one time i was playing around with charlie (charlie is a goofball haha!) and he decided that we would go play in a dungeon!! and we were having so much fun but at some point charlie left and locked the dungeon. and i was still inside!!! (he is a bit of a goofball, very forgetful indeed) and i thought that at some point he will come back, but it turns out that he thought i had died! silly charlie. always up to no good! so this meant i was going to have to complete some quests. 1800 tokens of light!!!! i kept grinding. but eventually i made my way out! i need to find my way back though, and it’s been very challenging. linda is ruining my dreams. linda from the national westminster bank. she does not want to let me access my prized Cash And Money because she believes it’s not me! because i am ‘dead’! any support would help out!!!!
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Replying to @jjacky
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i'm thinking of a random number between 1 and 2^256
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why is literally EVERYONE in tokyo rn
Tokyo is really cool.
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I made Mac n cheese :D
social media but awesome
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Qualcomm Legally Proves Arm Breached Its License, Wins $2 tpu.me/srh2
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Did I just put something in the microwave? Yes. Did I accidentally put it in for 90 minutes? Of course.
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Please do not express any undue optimism youtu.be/If_kEqxBHJw (Thank you to @ezShroom, for bringing this to my attention)
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How using Google right now feels like
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locking in really is the solution to all problems. i haven't drank in ages. i haven't done any substances in like, fuckin years or something i think. god bless locking in, may it bring happiness to us all
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sent myself a text and then got excited when my phone vibrated. 😭😪
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I'm so proud of my culture
Start the clocks
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Just logging into Twitter to note that 4277 days later, there's a crew from Google Fiber digging in my front yard. Good job, everyone, lol.
Congratulations to local Charlotte government for not fucking this up!
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Anthropic is offering a 145k salary for a personal assistant in London. Responsibilities include: "Scheduling and managing calendars for leader(s) and their organization" "Building and maintaining organizational systems for tracking and managing inbound requests" "Managing the leader's inbox and communications with precise attention to detail" "Handling travel logistics" Somebody should really build some sort of tech tool that can handle this stuff autonomously.
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you know how sometimes your iphone gets sued
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auth for grok bot is horrendous
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Nothing tops this though
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