Ultimate shill-factor! Tim Draper (below), first purchased 29,656 BTC for US$19M on 2 Jul 2014. Market goes against him 40% by 6 Dec 2014, so he buys 2,000 BTC more… Bags a 175x return for US$3.2B (marked to market on the initial trade - still HODLs). He’s up 30,000% on the second trade - still HODLs. Heads on CNBC in 2025 to let you know that “now is a good time to buy..” Sell signal? Maybe he’s cashing out to come to #Hedera next…

BREAKING: PENTAGON TACO INDEX HITS ALL TIME HIGH

BREAKING: $HBAR’s new degen mascot is here and its name is Hebubu 🦷🐰✨ Labubu? Nah, this is the Hedera version — powered by pure FOMO and “thank you Alyson” spam. Rumor is, every time you say ‘Hebubu’ three times, HBAR pumps .00001% and Alyson gets a new “stan,” (a crazy fan)! Not financial advice, just grateful bunny chaos. #Hebubu #Hedera #AlysonLove Check it out on memejob.fun

3 million patriots from all walks of life. King Charles, your people are angry! 🇳🇿🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺. It feels revolutionary. Prepare with #Hbar!

Someone bought my #BoredApeHederaClub #BAHC profile pic for 2,675 HBAR, not bad for a floor price of 125 HBAR. Time for a #NewProfilePic. This geezer was one of the cheapest but exudes major Don vibes. My favorite.

Folks, apologies to the GREAT Hbarbarians – tremendous builders, the best! We’re usually talking HBAR, the FUTURE of crypto, making America (and the world) RICH again. But today, it Australia, my FAVORITE down-under ally (beautiful beaches, and women, believe me), is facing TOTAL TYRANNY! The cowards, liars, and CHEATS in their Federal Government are dividing the COUNTRY like Sleepy Joe was here. Mainstream media? FAKE NEWS, total hoax – disregard it all! A rising movement is bringing HOPE for the first time in years. PRAY for them, spread the message: “AUSTRALIA’S IN TROUBLE!” Watch the video below (TOTALLY NOT FAKE), to check out their true plight. We’re gonna make Australia GREAT again too! #MAGA #HBAR #NoMoreTyranny 🇦🇺🇺🇸🐂 #AlboAkbar #Albosawanker

🚨 AUSTRALIA! 🦘 Anthony “Albo” Albanese is WEAK! 😩 Never met him, don’t care to! 😴 His handshake? Like a soggy shrimp at a BBQ! 🍤 Total lightweight—nobody respects a weak grip! 🤝 His government? Yawn! 😴 They endorse Middle East chaos like it’s a kangaroo rodeo! 🐫💥 PATHETIC! I’ve ignored their corrupt leadership for 8 months! 🚫 Why bother? Albo’s busy dodging real issues! 🐨😂 Aussies are FINALLY protesting this weak leader! 🙌 Time to WAKE UP and ditch Sleepy Albo for a leader with SPINE! 💪 #MAGA #NoAlbo #WeakSauce 🌟

The Don is wetting his pants in excitement. This is actually a cool little project frenz. Surprisingly solid interest and volume. What mfer pays $2k for a picture when you can buy a cute little Hedera monkey for 100hbar from a cookie monster dev!? I like the Apes with the little Hedera logos on their hats, or Gib eyes! Super cute little features when you go looking through the stack of rares… What are your thoughts?