@conanobrienswyf is my bio
St. Pete Florida
Joined August 2010
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the church: astrology is not real
the three wisemen: we were led here by a star
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I accidentally opened a photo of Timothy Chalamet, thinking it was a drawing of a small haunted doll, and now my IG algorithm is absolutely fucked
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Halloween Costume Idea: Dress up as your neighbor, then go eat all his food.
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I wouldn't even try to tell a woman what to wear on the outside of their bodies. I definitely don't have any business telling a woman what they should do with the inside of their bodies.
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As someone who studies Buddhism, the idea of being offended by anything is silly to me. I mean what could possibly...
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*inhales*
"What's wrong..."
*exhales huge vape cloud so we can't even see each other*
"...with vaping??"
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I lit the wrong end of a smudge stick and now there's ghosts everywhere!
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I can't sleep at night unless I've gained attention from at least one local church.
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My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
