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St. Pete Florida
Joined August 2010
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write your goals on little pieces of paper and put them in a jar then at the end of the year use them as kindling to burn your house down
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Just FYI even though I haven't posted here in some time, I'm still lurking.
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Sorry if you see me celebrating on the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death but that's also the day I quit vaping
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Anyone can be a sugar daddy but it takes a real man to be a sugar father.
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Queen Elizabeth II Electric Boogaloo
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I admire people who like to do things because I do not like to do things.
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The box says Oops! All Berries but I bet they do that on purpose.
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Somebody needs to invent Whooperware™️. I'm constantly opening up a can and only whooping a little ass then the rest goes bad on the kitchen counter.
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Growing up, my mom always told me to keep my nose clean which was very helpful because the cocaine goes up there way easier that way.
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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
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Onlyfans but its just me filming my dogs getting the zoomies.
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Now that Britney's dad is free, he should start taking care of Kanye.
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descendant of cain retweeted
not to invalidate ur feelings or anything but ur dumb
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the church: astrology is not real the three wisemen: we were led here by a star
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Go to a fancy restaurant and when they hand you the menu yell "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT KETCHUP?"
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Here's to a typo free 2202!
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descendant of cain retweeted
Merry Christmas from @conanobrienswyf and I!
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I accidentally opened a photo of Timothy Chalamet, thinking it was a drawing of a small haunted doll, and now my IG algorithm is absolutely fucked
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My facebook page will always be a safe place to express whatever ideas you may have. As long as you don't mind me calling you a dildo on occasion.
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