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Austin, TX
Joined August 2018
Taco cabana need more shit on they fart
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I am so deeply disturbed by Elizabeth Holmes’ evil gay husband and I don’t feel safe in the city of Austin knowing he’s out there. The shot of him shooting the rifle in the Deep Eddy Cabaret hat was so chilling…
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smoked so much weed in 2023 that half of my thoughts are just permanently this forever it’s so awesome
i love that it’s called facetime. like yeah that’s what that is
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I feel like I never get drunk at Tweedys. Their liquor doesn’t work
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They don't call him Arch for nothing
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the night before you can see everything
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I need gumbo and frankie now.
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OU still sucks.
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When ur only discipline is eating a mango every night
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You’re telling me uncle Ben cooked this rice?
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Got called an ā€œidealā€ student by one of my professors. Bowl for breakfast.
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you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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do i Have Long Covid or Have i Been Smoking Weed Every Day for Too Long or Did i Give myself Brain Damage When i Took 500mg Plus of Benedryl 3 Days in a Row or Maybe it’s From When i Fell off the couch onto My Head when i Was a Toddler or Maybe it’s Because
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It’s not called You Can See Some Things
You Can See Everything is 3 hours long……
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Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories
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The single possible event most likely to cause a blue wave in Texas
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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In Austin Texas, the gayest man you’ve ever seen is straight
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Finished s1 this shit is so funny. Why the fuck would Elizabeth Holmes let this man into her home
Doing you can see everything prep starting with Nathan for you
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October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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Nathan Fielder is indica Tim Robinson is sativa
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