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I make stuff and I have opinions.

 Vancouver, WA
Joined July 2010
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Here's how I see it: plenty of people are telling you who they are right now. Go ahead and take them at their word.
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This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10
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UH THIS OLDER DUDE ON TIKTOK LOVING @LIZZO IS GIVING ME LIFE. – at Queens, NY
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People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.
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This (real) video from GE on how to reset their "C" light bulbs is the most incredible how-to video you'll ever see. They want to see how far they can push their customers before they snap. youtu.be/1BB6wj6RyKo

UPDATED: How to: Reset C by GE Light Bulbs

Use the first reset sequence if:Your bulbs are running on firmwar...

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Jon Stewart: "What an incredible metaphor this room is for the entire process that getting healthcare and benefits for 9/11 first responders has come to ... a filled room of 9/11 first responders and in front of me, a nearly empty Congress" abcn.ws/2Tk3IrO

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No one notices the ghosts of dogs. Their hauntings are too companionable. They curl at the foot of the bed in the soft early mornings. Warm. Content. Urging: just five minutes more.
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I'll ask again: Why would a man this indignant, emotional, and certain of his innocence not be demanding an FBI investigation of the accusations against him? Why is he not insisting that his friend Mark Judge testify on his behalf?
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Don't ever ask Ford why she was terrified to be in the same room with this man again. Now you know.
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So, yeah. Beyond the arguments of the Kavanaugh/Ford case, the President of the United States just trolled every woman in America who was a victim of sexual assault and was afraid to report it. The ads write themselves.
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I know there's a lot of competition but this is the worst thing he's ever tweeted.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump13 Sep 2018
3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...
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The look of pure joy on @chrislhayes' face when he delivered that Estes joke will warm cold hearts for years to come. – at Atlanta, GA
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My favorite @chrislhayes is corny @chrislhayes lol #thing1thing2
This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10
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A. Tweet. For. Everything. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump30 Oct 2012
I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
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This is Apollo. He has a knack for making everything better. Recently his owner was diagnosed with PTSD, and it was suggested that she get a service dog. Apollo is the perfect candidate to be trained and certified. 14/10 you can help make it happen below gofundme.com/service-dog-apo…
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