@halfadopted
 chicago
Joined March 2011
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ladies don’t get an IUD! make your man get a vasectomy instead! that way you’ll never get pregnant as long as you stay monogamous forever and never break up with him! it’s fine that you’re only 20! where are you going? have you seen what a fetus looks like at 6 weeks?
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One thing about boyfriends is they love REM
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i want a chromatica oreo somethin awful right now…
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hanging out with gay guys is just like hanging out with british people for me, i’m gonna start talking like them whether i want to or not
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I do not care whether or not I am liked online instead I am facetiming my friend aria for three hours
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It was an honor to introduce and celebrate the extraordinary achievements of Marina Abromović last night. @BazaarUK #marinaabromović #bazaarawards
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i hate when restaurant guests look stressed like bro I am the one at work you are eating dinner
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julia fox and martha stewart last night
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having a boyfriend is crazy. patriarchy much? just playing. love having sex with guys
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as a kid i worshipped miranda lambert because she was like if taylor swift had a gun
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I’m the type of girl who just loves her boobs
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I eat paper. It’s good for my bones.
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Wearing Uggs and being a ballerina is kind of the same thing
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chloë sevigny wearing her 3 wedding looks for purple fashion magazine shot by haley wollens
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That “no spf on neck pic” hit me harder than any D.A.R.E commercial ever did
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sydney sweeney won’t see ur tweets but ur blonde friends w nice tits will
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Nicole Kidman for The Perfect Magazine
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This is so real
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aria orion retweeted
athena@goldrosecrown14 Jul 2022
taking photos!!!!! 🫶🏻🫡
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