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then why do me and my girl love each other so much
Black Girl
@t_sadiity30 Jan 2025
Coworkers are NOT your friends! Do your 8 and hit the gate!
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ladies don’t get an IUD! make your man get a vasectomy instead! that way you’ll never get pregnant as long as you stay monogamous forever and never break up with him! it’s fine that you’re only 20! where are you going? have you seen what a fetus looks like at 6 weeks?
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every comfort i need i can find on carole radziwills wikipedia
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whispering “fork found in kitchen” about every non swing state result
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is thalia hall chalkboard a full time job
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my chihuahua cosmo
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charli xcx announcement just outside of green bay, wisconsin
Aphex Twin Updates@shellyrealest1 Oct 2024
ive cracked the code. bon iver operates out of wisconsin. and thats where his billboard is. tinashe famously moved to pasadena. thats where her billboard is. robyn, yung lean and bladee are all from stockholm. thats where their posters are.
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One thing about boyfriends is they love REM
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i want a chromatica oreo somethin awful right now…
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i love when football announcers call a guy “an absolute stud” :)
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my chihuahua puppy is everything to me i’ve never felt anything like this
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i was doing something way more awesome than the met gala tonight. called working at a restaurant
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they should put a federales in every old foxtrot location
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i’m really happy they didn’t invent the word situationship until i stopped having them
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hardest part of my birthday is not saying “you too!!!!😍” to every text
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some of the greatest biohazards yet to be discovered are living in the cars of girls in their 20s
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every festival lineup that’s coming out is so climbing gym core it’s insane
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hanging out with gay guys is just like hanging out with british people for me, i’m gonna start talking like them whether i want to or not
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