Joined July 2017
Badges are dumb. We’re making sex toys now.
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Dope shit
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@hackforsatan new addition to my every day carry list.
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Hack for Satan retweeted
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@hackforsatan this came today and it was far better than I expected
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Actually...We'll finish the badge then pivot to sex toys. We spent all your shirt money on a hotel room and various stimulants to wrap this up in one final sprint.
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Shirts are done. Might do another run after badge is finished. For real tho, legit got this dude from the car wash hand screenprinting these ad hoc for lottery tickets; plus Trump/Covid are rawdogging USPS rn...so like maybe don't trash your whole hot topic wardrobe too soon
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Badge update: shits all fucked still. We ARE still working on dope shit for you though. Really. In the meantime we have made merch available again over at shop.hackforsatan.com
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Hope to have some fun news for y'all next week. Until then, how about some bible study? Here is "The Story of Abraham,” written, performed, and animated by our very own @hfs_abraxis
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What was y’alls favorite HFS drop?
Lolololol drop is live, come find us. $100
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Confirming for everyone that WP deposit for Alexis Park went through. If you decide to show up, see you there. DC ZERO - Alexis Park - Aug 7-9
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Sounds like most y’all gonna be free in August, so come to Dallas for HFS Con 1. Basically we’ll drink 40s under the high five, then head to the grassy knoll to snort adderall and chain smoke. It’s $100 per person.
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Funny. If DEFCON is cancelled, we were wrong about the year, right about the need for a mask, and @hackforsatan was spot on about the plague. Drunken Nostedamas collective.
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Hack for Satan retweeted
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@hackforsatan seen in the wild
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Massive thanks to everyone who chased us down this year. Can’t thank you enough for the support and for putting up with our bullshit. Special shout to everyone who played Frogger crossing Flamingo Rd, y’all are fucking crazy. #dontsueus #hailsatan
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