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Where now for man raised by puffins?

Shutter Island ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
Joined January 2011
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Guy Garrard retweeted
"Not so many opportunities appear like Manchester United" brother the opportunity appears every 12-18 months
โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ Mauricio Pochettino: โ€œYes, I had signed a new deal until 2030 but the Federation know not so many opportunities appear in your life like Manchester Unitedโ€. โ€œYou canโ€™t turn it downโ€.
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Guy Garrard retweeted
Lucky ๐Ÿ€
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The only person who served on the frontlines was banned from wearing the uniform, while everyone else who hadn't wasn't.
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Starring Dominic Solanke. #thfc #coys
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Guy Garrard retweeted
If Sol Campbell was the PM. #THFC
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Farage: Never knowingly correct about a single thing.
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Guy Garrard retweeted
And so it was.
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Since Iโ€™m educated and donโ€™t subscribe to that silliness, my furballs will be fed wet food at 3pm daily as usual.
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Guy Garrard retweeted
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Guy Garrard retweeted
i truly despise their need to convert everyone simply because they feel stupid for believing utter nonsense and donโ€™t want to be the only idiot in the room
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The cunt bought himself a defender but cant be arsed to buy us one
๐Ÿšจ Jason Wilcox has now left Carrington, having arrived early this morning, per @DanyalHKhan. #MUFC
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๐Ÿ†โœจ OFFICIAL: Mikel Arteta wins Boring Coach of the Year.
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F**k off Storm Austen I'm having a pie
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A Tottenham fan made this list ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Catholic priests: "We donโ€™t rape children anymore." Also Catholic priests: "Let's pose with the most famous child rapist in history."
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Guy Garrard retweeted
We weren't asked whether we wanted him or not. Charles isn't our king. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy
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The cameraman wasnโ€™t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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Time for real accountability........
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