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Guy Garrard retweeted
"Not so many opportunities appear like Manchester United"
brother the opportunity appears every 12-18 months
‘Quickly wrote ‘Situation.’ 😂
One of the greatest synth pop songs ever.
Thank you, but a couple of points. Vince wrote Don’t Go for the B-side of Only You when we were only going to release a single. Daniel Miller thought it too good for a B Side so Vince and I quickly wrote Situation for that purpose instead. 1/2
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Guy Garrard retweeted
The only person who served on the frontlines was banned from wearing the uniform, while everyone else who hadn't wasn't.
There a sign on the side of the Old Trafford pitch encouraging people to report offensive behaviour.
They might want to start with the @ManUtd defence.
#ManUnited #Villa
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Good to see the thoroughness of @ManCity preparation for lower league football. They seem to have perfected a league 2 defence already. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Big news. Terry Tibbs has changed his name, become a pie and liquor and gone on #Pointless
Beaudiful
#TerryTibbs
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Strange? I thought god had forgiven him. Isn’t that sufficient?
Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault bbc.in/4ip1NNA
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Guy Garrard retweeted
Since I’m educated and don’t subscribe to that silliness, my furballs will be fed wet food at 3pm daily as usual.
Guy Garrard retweeted
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
Guy Garrard retweeted
i truly despise their need to convert everyone simply because they feel stupid for believing utter nonsense and don’t want to be the only idiot in the room
