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I assume they’re all locked in a Twin Peaks: The Return style time loop nightmare where they’ve been told they’re opening for The Rapture or something but they show up to the gig (the Satellite Lounge, maybe) and it’s been closed for years, collecting cobwebs
I enjoy living near Silverlake because you see so many Julian Casablanca circa 2003 look-a-like rockers walking about. They wear the same outfit they wore when they arrived in Silverlake but now look utterly confused and terrified by changes in the world around them
Unifying the working class by telling people…
1. Holidays are violence ✨💫🥳
2. Every social bond you have is actually super toxic and you need to cut these ppl out 🤷🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️
3. Things you enjoy are bad and… they too are violence 🤔🤭
Verso ™️
Hoping it trumps the recent WaPo review (🗑🚮), which weirdly suggests that Nephew wouldn’t know who Edward Snowden is and could be mistaking him for an NBA player
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Learning that not only did cheech and chong get started in Canada, tommy chong was cellmates with Jordan Belfort. What’s the deal with this? Why are famous people always cellmates with other famous people? Not even just the rich ones
San José State University has started using the ‘é’ it seems. I hope the rest of the city does the same, only because the idea of San Joseans doing something to get noticed is very endearing
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They really made sure to announces that ‘Al Qaeda committed 9/11’ in the first fifteen seconds, lest anybody think Spike was still a 9/11 truther: youtu.be/kMgEupbTsus
The year 2000: Limp Bizkit, doing a song with E-40, gets featured in Mission Impossible II: youtu.be/uG3FCX0432c
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