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Joined April 2009
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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*logging on to the “piss me off” machine as soon as I wake up* sure hope I don’t get pissed off today
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the millions of screenshots inside my phone still waiting to be used after being saved with urgency & good intentions
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Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live
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I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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I would just like everyone to know that there was a brief time in the 1990’s you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.
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Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Replying to @lavern_spicer
If America wants athletes to speak kindly of America, then America better start behaving better.
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Replying to @JakeLang
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Can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize is behaving like this.
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not
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Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore
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I don't mean to speak out of turn here but I would prefer if a great number of things were going differently.
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Regular reminder that most trans people are just trying to navigate their way through their lives with as little impact on you as possible
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There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it
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Replying to @JDVance
Man, shut the fuck up
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✨VINYL GIVEAWAY✨ 🪐 @somesurprises - "Perseids" 🪐 A very special "Meteor Shower" copy, edition of 3! One is owned by the label, one by the band, and one will go to a lucky fan picked in a drawing on May 8th ☄️ Just like + retweet this post to enter! somesurprises.bandcamp.com/a…
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