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*logging on to the “piss me off” machine as soon as I wake up* sure hope I don’t get pissed off today
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the millions of screenshots inside my phone still waiting to be used after being saved with urgency & good intentions
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Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live
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I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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I would just like everyone to know that there was a brief time in the 1990’s you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.
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Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Replying to @lavern_spicer
If America wants athletes to speak kindly of America, then America better start behaving better.
Wow. This rambling shit. Just dove *straight* into the grievances. Then followed by his "Here's why I'm The Greatest" bit, where he sounds absolutely angry just trying to spit the words out. So telling of such an insecure, pathetic whiner.
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Can't believe that the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize is behaving like this.
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not
















