Yet another cis white man in tech living in SF. I also work for a circus and sometimes I bake things, so I can pretend to be interesting I guess. He/him

Joined January 2013
Couldn’t have asked for a better team to get sweaty and sandy with, or a better way to spend a Pride Saturday. Happy Pride everyone! . . . #ultimate #frisbee #pride #pride🌈 #pridemonth #LApride #gay #gayboy instagram.com/p/Ce2Q3wrrIOO/… – at Los Angeles, CA
Tonight I did a little bit of research into why, exactly, the U.S. Government has 1.4 BILLION pounds of cheese stored in a cave deep underneath Springfield, Missouri, & now I’m like “this is a perfect encapsulation of everything that’s wrong with this country.” Fucking CHEESE.
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💉 As a dermatologist, I think 95% of the truly scientific skincare tips that you should know can fit into one Tweet thread. All Instagram/YouTube/TikTok skincare education videos just repackage a few core principles with different dances/ brand names. Let me prove it... 🧵 1/
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This is fully not how I expected these results to shake out. But it does prove that I’m not as weird as we thought! (I’m team point-set-uh)
A holiday debate: How do you pronounce the name of the plant with bright red leaves that is often sold around Christmastime?
29%poin-set-ee-uh
0%point-set-ee-uh
43%poin-set-uh
29%point-set-uh
7 votes • Final results
A holiday debate: How do you pronounce the name of the plant with bright red leaves that is often sold around Christmastime?
29%poin-set-ee-uh
0%point-set-ee-uh
43%poin-set-uh
29%point-set-uh
7 votes • Final results
gen-z bring these back next
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this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom
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this piece from my new book "goodbye, again" is one of my absolute favorite things i've ever written. i wanted to take the most derided form of writing there is, the clickbait listicle, and turn it into something devastating and personal and lyrical. i hope you like it.
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OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise. On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom. Note the ingredients.
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Big day tomorrow
George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him (via @GRRMspeaking | bit.ly/2X0wpJd)
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i hope bill watterson is doing okay and is proud of all the children he radicalized with this stuff
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Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.
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Writing about US food the way the NYT covers Asian fruit: In a nation torn by racial conflict, one unlikely food unites. To those accustomed to chopsticks, the greasy parcel known as a 'burger', a sort of split bao, is crude and messy. Yet it encapsulates a nation's violent past.
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Stacey Abrams said that she had requested her absentee ballot in May, but was unable to vote with it because the return envelope arrived sealed shut. After unsuccessfully trying to steam it open, she said she went to vote in person on Tuesday in Georgia. theguardian.com/us-news/2020…
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I’d argue for Breonna Taylor. A Black woman essential worker murdered in her bed by the police, and largely ignored until the killing of a Black man goes viral, tells a story that explains so much about this moment in our history.
(George Floyd better get Time’s Person of the Year )
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