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ALT nancy of nancy fame, in perfect recline, saying “i’m not pushy, i’m helpful to others, and i don’t need praise from other people to feel good about myself”
soul-rotted evil business practices aside, alamo drafthouse has expanded their n/a cocktail menu which is great news for the likes of me
you can't go to alamo from april-october because of the cubs which is fine because it's actually the ideal place to to have an existential crisis, alone, in the rain after paying $20 to see eyes wide shut on christmas eve
went for a walk and came back to an email from someones ai agent so i'm going for another walk bye lmao
fondly remembering when my old manager said that he thought the vibe between us should be like nathan fielder and emma stone in the curse
however many times you would think slack could need a software update in one week it's conservatively like 3x more than that somehow
if u google 'im so sad im so fucked up' on your work computer they WILL know and they WILL try to talk to you about it and then you will have to explain that you were looking for the uncut gems meme to talk about jalen hurts being out for the season
remember when i thought aunt jemima was going out of business during covid so i bought a gallon of pancake syrup
caleb williams insists on always drinking the nastiest looking matcha like what is going on with that why is it the color of dishwater