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Joined August 2018
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5 years on. The best game I’ve ever been to. Will never ever be beaten, Lyle Taylor didn’t do much but this was enough to go into our history.
2 GOALS IN THE 90TH MINUTE, YOU REDSSSSSS #NFFC
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Reading this and being really confused why they’re gambling in Saudi Arabia at first
Just witnessed a bloke at Mecca in Beeston get a full house in 37 calls. 4.8m to 1 odds. Anyway he's won 50 quid
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"That was magic!" What a goal this would have been from Murillo?! 😩
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I should be starting my own YouTube channel
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I'm sorry but what kind of pervert do you need to be to play Mbeumo as a 9
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Well fuck off then and don't come back
If I moved to the US 🇺🇸 , this is what £260k actually buys. A real detached house. Proper land. Actual space between you and the next person. None of that “detached” tiny gap nonsense we’re being sold in the UK 🇬🇧.
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This is the result palace should have faced last week
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He's right you know. We vent lose em all
Hear me out, we win today 👍🌳
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Hear me out, we win today 👍🌳
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Just witnessed a bloke at Mecca in Beeston get a full house in 37 calls. 4.8m to 1 odds. Anyway he's won 50 quid
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When I was young and poor I always wondered what brand of tools I'd end up having. Well, I'm almost 30 now, and a few sensible purchases later, the Sorting Hat has decreed me a Bosch man. Any Makita scum want it
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Only the BBC could devise a funding model where the solution to people not watching your programmes is to charge them for watching somebody else's. Under this logic, every time I order a Domino's, I should send Pizza Hut £2.50 to support the future of British pizza.
🚨 NEW: The Government is planning to extend the licence fee to online platforms such as Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon
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Unbeatable
Intrigued to see, what is the roughest pub you’ve ever been in?
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October and things are already bad enough that I'm thinking you know what I can get behind this
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I'm sorry but this is legend behaviour. Free him
🚨JUST IN: Civil servant accused of fraudulently holding FIVE government jobs simultaneously • A court has heard that civil servant Kashim Chowdhury, 55, allegedly held five government jobs at the same time through fraudulent means. • All jobs paid him a full-time salary, each worth tens of thousands of pounds. Chowdhury earned nearly £350,000 from eight employers over a period of three years • He achieved this by making false representations, false declarations, concerning his existing employment status and employment history.
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I would love it if I were simply shot in the head
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🚨Nottingham Forest’s record signing Liam Delap missed from 5 yards out Delap was signed for £45 million this summer xitter.cf/YTh6th/status/21092765…
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Atrocious
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For FUCK sake
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