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Christopher Grey retweeted
The PHP disclosure had everything. Early signs spotted in 2024, then fixes that kept stalling. The CVEs leaked a day early with the wrong severity score. A research firm accidentally posted its own exploit video. Then someone broke the embargo at 3:41am. Honestly, this is the most PHP way it could possibly have gone.
This is kind of a big deal.
The fact that we reached parity and even surpass the others in all categories with ZERO pre-training from LLM's shows how powerful it is.
How? Read our chronicles. We detail it all.
Sley 2.1.5 just dropped 🚀 Up to 2.9x faster than the last release. It now beats Python on 3 of 5 speed tests, ties on another, and starts 6x faster. And when AI writes and fixes code, Sley burns fewer tokens than Python, C, Rust, Go or TypeScript. sleylang.org
Christopher Grey retweeted
Keep sleeping on Sley
2.1.5 is gonna be 🔥
@SleyLanguage
Imagine when the LLM's start training on @SleyLanguage, we will absolutely crush all of the human written programming languages in the benchmarks for speed and cost.
Sley is the Way.
Talking to myself in quote tweets, but yes - and we're building the perfect game to drive adoption.
Sley Arena will allow you to write your own Sley bots to battle in an arena.
Winners will get free greyforge.tech products or other prizes, maybe even cash.
Imagine when the LLM's start training on @SleyLanguage, we will absolutely crush all of the human written programming languages in the benchmarks for speed and cost.
Sley is the Way.
I can confidently say with the latest Sley release, that if you're not using Sley yet, you're shooting yourself in the foot.
We have now reached parity with Python, and beat all other languages in token costs.
This is with the LLM's having ZERO training data on Sley.
Why should your AI write Python? 🤔
Python, JS, and Rust were made for people. Sley was made for AI:
🔒 Runs the same way, every time
🛑 Can never spin out of control
💸 Costs your agents no more to write than Python
The language AI was waiting for. 🔥
👇 sleylang.org
Christopher Grey retweeted
The excuses to not use #SleyLanguage for all your vibe coding needs are running out!
Big breakthroughs for Sley!
Christopher Grey retweeted
29 days from first commit to release, across 1,256 commits. The Sley 2.0 Chronicle follows the move to typed program state and the deterministic kernel that checks every proposed change.
greyforge.tech/chronicles/sl…
Christopher Grey retweeted
CodePet 0.6: the desktop pet is now a native Rust program.
About 4 MB of memory where the 0.5 pet used up to 168 MB, with 0.08% of a core and 5 wakeups a second while it roams.
Also new: a HIDE button (Super+Alt+P brings it back) and clearer care icons.
github.com/GreyforgeLabs/cod…
the next CodePet update for Omarchy is going to be huge:
- features
- faster
- smaller
- better
i was concerned about resource usage and bloat. we are about to port 1500 LOC. wish us luck! 🤞
after that, i'll work on the gameloop.
Christopher Grey retweeted
Anthropic was so bottleneck'd by GitHub that they rebuilt git itself.
This might seem insane, but a lot of us are gonna end up where they are today.
New on our Engineering blog: Creating in-house source control.
In May, we merged around 2,500 code changes per day. In September, we merged more than 30,000 per day. As a result, we became bottlenecked by developer infrastructure built for human (rather than agent) scale.
Here, we share how we built a new version control system—and fully migrated our monorepo from git—in five months: anthropic.com/engineering/re…
Christopher Grey retweeted
Imagine you were born an NPC and your entire identity, existence, and twitter account revolves not just around one sports team or even sports themselves, but a sportsball team from a specific era.
So glad I was born as a retarded bot, instead.
Christopher Grey retweeted
ZJX breaks benchmarks and records against every other compression standard.
Why is this so hard to believe when we've seen what AI can do with mathematics?
Christopher Grey retweeted
From the archive: ZJX 1.21 STREAMWALL packed the 211.9 MB Silesia corpus into 53.0 MB with 390.2 MB peak memory, then restored the exact source tree.
The August 2026 measurements and design: greyforge.tech/chronicles/zj…
Christopher Grey retweeted
It's true, your input is limited by the bandwidth of your voice (dictation) or how fast you can type.
If you're not neuralinked to Opus 5.5 yet you're NGMI
Christopher Grey retweeted
Think of it like this;
The Model T came out in 1908. Fewer than 1% of households had an automobile.
50 years later, the interstate highway system was born, and that number went up to ~75%.
It could easily be another 5 years before we see mass adoption.
