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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedy19h

Do you know who I feel worst for in the middle of this #ShaneGillis brew haha? Sex workers at the gym.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 20

Replying to @ItsStella_4

If you sneak into Disneyland, they kick you out of Disneyland.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 20

Replying to @SleeperWhiteSox

Rocky Biddle

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@notlouisckkOct 19

Best take on Shane Gillis I’ve heard yet

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 19

Cleveland isn’t the Indians anymore but their slogan is Guard the Land? Isn’t it a little late for that?

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 19

Replying to @iamcarylove @TMZ

All skills a human can have are people skills.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 19

Cleveland isn’t the Indians anymore but their slogan is Guard the Land? Isn’t it a little late for that?

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 19

Replying to @TMZ

He will be remembered for his people skills.

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@gregsharpcomedyOct 18

I once got my photo taken with the guys from R.E.M. That’s me in the corner.

🤖 Made with AI

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 17

Replying to @Materacky1 @MLB

I would do this. Every player makes the same base salary. Make it $10-15 mill or so. And implement uncapped rewards for offensive, defensive, and pitching milestones. $1 million for every 10 HRs. $1 million for 100 Ks. Etc. This would allow the stars to make more but also incentivize performance. The league min increases but nothing is stopping guys ouke Tristan Peters from coming into the league and just making bank year one with a breakout season.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 17

Replying to @soxmachine_josh @CrainsChicago

If the Coalition wants our sympathy for pollution maybe don’t call your self a COALition.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 17

Replying to @soxmachine_josh @CrainsChicago

Old Coalition Yells at Plumes of Smoke From Nearby Train Maintenance Facility

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Replying to @TobyCapion @POTUS @owentjensen @MLB @Brewers @EWTNNewsNightly

@TobyCapion @POTUS @owentjensen @MLB @Brewers @EWTNNewsNightly

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Replying to @scottmerkin

He kept his eye on the prize.

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@drake_bentleyOct 16

😂

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@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

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Atticus Draco@AtticusDracoOct 16

😆 Dayum #Cubs

Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Someone check on Craig Counsel. Loser. #brewers #cubs #worldseries

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Replying to @avalonwarren

Hahah. Be gentle. Keep your fingernails short. Actually I was just asking what music.

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Greg Sharp, of all people

@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Someone check on Craig Counsel. Loser. #brewers #cubs #worldseries

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@gregsharpcomedyOct 16

Replying to @avalonwarren

Like who?

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