You can all keep having your fights between right and left if you want. But the real war is between the top and the bottom.

Do you know who I feel worst for in the middle of this #ShaneGillis brew haha? Sex workers at the gym.

Cleveland isn’t the Indians anymore but their slogan is Guard the Land? Isn’t it a little late for that?

I once got my photo taken with the guys from R.E.M. That’s me in the corner.

Someone check on Craig Counsel. Loser. #brewers #cubs #worldseries

The Dodgers fans that aren’t there yet have begun to leave.

Time to take out Blake Snell. He looks tired. #goob #nlcs #dodgers #brewers

Is it just me or are Andrew Vaughn’s eyes a little too close together? #nlcs #brewers #dodgers

How is Indigenous Peoples Day not a drinking holiday like St. Patrick’s Day or Cinco de Mayo?! All I’m saying is that if you want us to stop celebrating Christopher Columbus, maybe pair your made-up holiday with some half-off firewater specials.

St. Patrick’s Day is a drinking holiday for the Irish. Cinco de Mayo is a drinking holiday for Mexicans. All I’m saying is that Indigenous Peoples Day was a missed opportunity.

Good morning to all the people that woke up hungover after Indigenous Peoples Day… which is most of the indigenous people.

Every time someone dies on a rollercoaster the theme park should lose a flag.

Odd.