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Changing the world one pun at a time...

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2011
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash, of course. (Cue rim shot.)
The koala pulled his hands towards itself and held his hand ❤ My heart can't 😭
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A cargo ship filled with thousands of Christmas wreaths went down off the coast. It was the start of the Great Barrier Wreath.
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A wonderful production that's both funny and thought provoking. Dickens meets Rod Serling. You have one last chance to see it before it becomes a production of Christmas past!
Worshiping with my @VCCE Evanston Vineyard Church family all the way from Savannah, Georgia!
Today was a beautiful autumn day in Chicago.
Goal setting is important in identifying what you want to accomplish and what it will take to get you there. @CareerAttract #jobsearch
Congrats to @Svengoolie featured in today’s installment of Through the Decades @decadesnetwork!
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Happy 4th of July! Got a quick selfie with Lady Liberty to celebrate. #4thJuly 🗽
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-19, windchill -46 yet hearing sirens in the distance. Praying for all 1st responders serving in this brutal, deadly cold.
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And the award for policeman name of the year 2019 goes to.... – at Sydney, New South Wales
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Replying to @ChipotleTweets
@ChipotleTweets visit us to see us flip 🤭 @lilandrae_
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The Most Important Object in Computer Graphics Is the Utah Teapot curiosity.com/topics/the-mos… #SmartNews
The pastor should appreciate that everyone else was wide awake after this. xitter.cf/FinalCutKing/status/10…
Is it a Sin to sleep in church?? 😴 💤
Memorial Day 2018 “They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Excerpt from “For the Fallen” by Laurence Binyon
A man was dissatisfied after decades of using a back-hoe to dig large holes that people then filled with water. He stopped to ponder the situation.