It's not a smile. It's a lid on a scream.

The Gap, Brisbane
Joined October 2010
So we did a thing today
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I love this new light
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Continuing the Kylie weekend theme
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Happy Sunday
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When I was in Australia a few months ago, they all referred to maga as “the shitcunts” and I think that’s a better name tbh
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Happy Kylie Day to all celebrating today! ✨🩷
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We seem to have reached peak middle age/middle class. Apparently I took more than my fair share of the confit duck from the cassoulet we had for dinner. I fucking hate everything I just wrote but it’s actually true.
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Ready for my close-up 😆
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Went to the Ekka tonight. Lost all self-respect.
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Hello from Manly
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Nephew channeling his inner model 🤣
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Sydney here we come!
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Exploring Australia with my nephew from the UK
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Big gig for Rod, Jane and Freddy, this?
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Headed to the neighbours to watch the England game
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Happy Tuesday!
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Happy Saturday
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Newcastle catch ups
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