Developer. Product person. Aspiring photographer and pianist. ex-GOOG, ex-MSFT. Currently VP of Product Marketing @ Confluent He/Him. @gregde@hachyderm.io

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2008
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Happy 30th Birthday, @VisualC++. fpga.org/wp-content/uploads/… Launched at Software Development '93, Santa Clara, 30 years ago. Launch video: youtube.com/watch?v=Ow5wjX06… starring @ricomariani @mccarthyjim1 and Denis Gilbert.
It Was 20 Years Ago Today that @VisualC++ 1.0 launched at SD'93 in Santa Clara. youtube.com/watch?v=Ow5wjX06… books.google.com/books?id=vj…
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David Frum
@davidfrum18 Dec 2022
In other news, Tesla announces that it will puncture your tires if you buy a Ford.
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I got through Thanksgiving WITHOUT having dinner with a white supremacist and an anti-Semite so I guess my social antennae and advance team are better than the former president's.
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ME, AS A LAWYER: "It's really important that you read and understand these documents before signing." ME, AS A HOME BUYER: "Just keep handing the papers across. I'll sign anywhere."
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Mariners making up for 21 years of no playoffs by playing one inning for every year
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I'm no Sauron fan, but here's why forming a fellowship to raid Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring is going to enrage his base
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Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias15 Jul 2022
There is no viable plan to replace Joe Manchin with a Senator who is more progressive than Joe Manchin. The question is what is the plan to win future races in Florida and North Carolina and Texas and Iowa and Ohio — states that voted for Trump but not by a million points. – at Montalcino, Tuscany
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‘Seattle Weather Really Not That Bad,’ Says Man Who Moved Here 4 Weeks Ago: bit.ly/3O3UCYB
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Seattle welcomes tourists.
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“As soon as possible, force Republicans to vote on a federal right to abortion in the first trimester and in cases of rape and incest, and federal prohibitions on criminal penalties for women [and those who assist them] who seek or obtain abortions … Now. Not in November.”
“Republicans are willing to pay a political price to ban abortion,” @jbarro writes. “It's up to Democrats to make them pay it.” joshbarro.com/p/republicans-…
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🎼 99 unread emails today, 99 unread things Read 1 now, respond profound 107 unread emails today 𝄇
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Well done, @wsj (Wall Street Journal)!
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Confluent Cloud: Making an Apache Kafka Service 10x Better confluent.io/blog/making-apa… < it's not just about having access to the source code, but also to the source of code (h/t @mjasay). OSS creators run awesome managed services, and @jaykreps explains how @confluentinc is doing it
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I know this one.
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Jane Coaston 🏔️
@janecoaston5 Apr 2022
THEY GOT THE SQUAD BACK TOGETHER
The mission continues. See who is joining the cast of #StarTrekPicard Season 3!
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just sight-read this and nailed every key change
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Boo fuckin hoo
Russian oligarch: "Our business is completely destroyed. Everything which we were building for 30 years is now completely ruined." "Will l be allowed to have a cleaner, or a driver? I don't drive a car ... We don't understand how to survive." on.ft.com/3NhZL02
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This is National Geographic's picture of the year. It looks like 9 black horses, but zoom in & they are the shadows of zebras.
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I can’t believe you people are making me explain this again, but: year-round daylight saving is bad; we tried it in 1974, people hated it and we repealed it; it will be fucking dark at 8am for weeks; even Putin failed when he tried to inflict it on Russia. joshbarro.com/p/this-week-in…
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The crypto Super Bowl ads today made it clear Web3 is more like Web 1.0 than they will admit.
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