Brand strategy, identity design, and comedy.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2013
All other games today are 1/4th as grabby hack reach physical as NU v Vandy last night.
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Epic battle of Pitino’s Grecian formula vs. Self’s rug.
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Travel called? No. Of course not.
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If the word I made up “cluff” was a person.
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What does Clark Kellogg do the other 49 weeks of the year? Dude has firework stand hours.
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Starting a go fund me to get Mashburn in the suit game.
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Death. Taxes. And Hail Varsity at basketball games is performed at 1.5x tempo.
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Flop artist again
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Why an embarrassing broadcast by @NBCSports @peacock
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Unpopular opinion: Chicago backdrop for a big sporting event is the best our country has to offer. The visuals of the loop, the lake and the river are just perfect.
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Greg Daake retweeted
If adulting has taught me anything, it's that you will ALWAYS be cleaning your kitchen. Go out to eat? Kitchen is dirty Weren't home all day? Dirty kitchen. Just got back from a month long vacation? Kitchen. Is. Still. Dirty. Just accept it. This is the way.
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THE MART HAS STEPPED ITS GAME UP TONIGHT FOR DA BEARS.
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If you get Trump to curse you out and flip you the bird, you deserve a million dollars.
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Chicago really is the best food city in the country.
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Greg Daake retweeted
Can’t even remotely imagine wanting to be in Indiana over this
Sunday Night Football loading 📶
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“It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat.”
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Hey @BenStiller how about that Nebraska basketball squad?
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Been a State Farm guy my entire life but I promise if I see that Georgia bulldog bark commercial 12 or 13 more times during this game I’ll switch to Allstate.
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