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Hi @NateSilver538 I'm with @ringer. Do your think your predictions about how "The Town" and "Teen Wolf" would perform in the AFI 500 were overrated or underrated. #DraftKings
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@breyyyattt @DoubleThreatPod I refuse to Google it, but the George Brett pants shitting story exists as a mini-comic book. I know that because I've seen it. The moment you started discussing George Brett I thought, "Are they going to talk about him shitting his pants?"
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@breyyyattt @DoubleThreatPod On second thought, maybe it was an online animation and not a mini-comic. Like the one about the guy pitching a no-hitter out of his mind on acid.
Also, please let @julieklausner know a dude pitched a no-hitter out of his mind on acid.
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I admire that @MasterClass has pivoted into selling gym memberships that are black & white footage of a fat guy with a mechanical rubber band shaking his belly circa the 1940s.
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The dystopian nightmare of dealing with PennyMac for handling your home mortgage would strike Douglas Adams as a little too on the nose comedically.
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I was doubtful when my wife subscribed to Peacock, but this AI Al Michaels is amazing!
During the medal count recap it generated a defense of OJ simpson, claimed it had never eaten a vegetable *and* explained that during a global pandemic you should never ever wear a mask.
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@lthomasnews On Friday's MK you questioned "smash burgers". I'm sure chains use it as a gimmick. The best burger I ever had was at a dive in St. Mark's Place billed as "best burger in NYC" (early 2000s)
They claimed the secret was only opening the beef & smashing it to the grill
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Straight-up Deuteronomy, like when Moses could look at the promised land but he couldn't go there and do Leg Day. xitter.cf/WrestlingNewsCo/status…
Vince McMahon Not Allowed To Visit At New WWE Headquarters, Including The Gym He Designed With His Trainer wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/vi…
Gray Gunter retweeted
We're at the end of the Rot-Com boom - every single weird, stupid concept (metaverse, crypto, generative AI) is a symptom of an industry that realizes that there isn't another trillion-dollar market to sell to having a dangerous, expensive mid life crisis.
wheresyoured.at/rotcombubble…
Apparently I sullied a Christmas towel whilst doing the dishes last night. My wife claims, "Most people have decorative towels! Ask anyone."
33%Why is it in the kitchen?
67%Cause it looks nice.
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I don't know what it means when I get the notification, "So and so has requested you join their broadcast channel" on Instagram.
At this point I am too afraid to ask.
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Between The Bear and Andor that one dude keeps finding himself in really stressful workplaces.
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If he had known that social media, streaming and podcasts were coming Andy Warhol would have cut that fame estimate time in half.
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The first episode of S&W/Q&A is now available on Patreon!!
@Scharpling and @JonWurster answer YOUR questions about Robert Pollard stories, favorite Flock of Seagulls songs, bands that one of them likes but the other one doesn’t, and more
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